Michael

Hello

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

Everyone I know just gets 0 likes now myself included. I hope Elon musk gets full body degloved by a train and decapitated 😭

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

I’ve seen apartments on Zillow with doorways you have to step through sideways

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

america was founded on a beautiful idea: a few people should have spectacular lives while everyone else suffers miserably

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

Facts 😂

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Weed pens got people hitting 90% THC in the parking lot before clocking back in.

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

Even worse and less believable when it’s a family member in the story. “My meemaw accidentally ate the thc gummies I left out on the counter” First of all, you wanted meemaw to eat the weed gummies. You are wile e coyote in your fake story

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

“Accidentally ate weed edibles” stories are so ass. There’s never been a funny one or even one I believe

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

Always interesting watching some shorts slop, and like a minute and a half in realizing there’s a guys face in the bottom corner, not saying anything. That’s really some people’s hustle. “Reacting” to the worst type of “content” that exists and forgetting to even react. Alarming

[#1 computer user @inherentvibes]

charlie kirk getting kirked is like lou gehrig getting lou gehrig’s disease

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

I miss when it was negative 30 degrees

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

Bro pranked the cashier that he paid with the juice 💀😹

[Cody @Obii_cubana_ZSN]

Bro pranked the cashier that he paid with the Juice 💀😹

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

I was seeing never before seen bugs and critters today. Biblical heat out there.

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

@Vullety Hilarious

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

Lotta people these days are failing the jarrod test, which if you don’t know what that means that’s normal because it’s my own personal metric where I compare you to my online buddy Jarrod, and folks, it’s a lot of people saying something jarrod would say… Alarming

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

growing up i always thought people passing off john mulaney’s quicksand joke as their own was going to be a much smaller problem than it turned out to be

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

Haha this person doesn’t know how to spell or speak! What an idiot!! 🤣

“… translated from Portuguese”

Ah! Well god bless them then 🫶

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

@7why__ydm

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

@EndWokeness Damn. He was spitting straight retarded nonsense 🔥

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

Facts 😂

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Weed pens got people high in places that would’ve sounded ridiculous 10 years ago.

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

They killed pac man

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

"I don't want a Creative Cloud subscription. I just want to pay for Photoshop."

[Michael @guywhoisnormal]

Georging myself so I have to go workout at the Jim