Matt Simmonds

Engineer and former Naval person. Loves cars, football and good company

[Phillip Taylor @Phil4FortuneGrn]

*** STOLEN CAR *** Reward to anyone who helps find it!!

Stolen from Achilles Road, btw midnight and 5AM. Manual 911, black/black interior 2012.

Has a warning light to visit a garage due to faulty cooling system so can’t get too far 🤞🤞🤞

Help!! RTs please!

[Matt Simmonds @guzzvaliant]

Emma Hayes, early days analysis

[24 Hours of Le Mans @24hoursoflemans]

Best fans in the world. Period 🔥

𝟯𝟱𝟬,𝟭𝟬𝟱 of you made #LeMans24 unforgettable. From the bottom of our hearts: 𝗠 𝗘 𝗥 𝗖 𝗜

#FeelLeMans #WEC

[Matt Simmonds @guzzvaliant]

That’s me back from my first @24hoursoflemans What an experience!!

[Matt Simmonds @guzzvaliant]

Busting my @24hoursoflemans cherry. Lots of glorious cars on the ferry Sun’s out on the A81. Bring on the Merguez!

[Matt Simmonds @guzzvaliant]

@ListerLawrence Both my BMWs. E46-330d, F11-535d (both FBMWSH) great to drive soooo expensive when go wrong.
330 -swirl flaps (£5k - new valves and rebuild) Turbo @90k (£2.2k).
535 steering rack (£3k just for parts),air suspension and compressor (£2k).
Drive a beemer, have a good warranty!

[Matt Simmonds @guzzvaliant]

@MattTakeThree Saab?

[Matt Simmonds @guzzvaliant]

@OfficialPVFC Even though I live in Plymouth feel vindicated in my decision not to go to go to Home park for one of our matches for the first time. - felt strange. Proper shower this lot can’t even beat 10 men with only pride at stake!

[Matt Simmonds @guzzvaliant]

@LeagueOne25 Well in fairness they did whatever they liked during the game this season

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

This is possibly the best advert ever on British TV. For Carlsberg beer it features some great England players who play in a Sunday league match.

Lots of banter, crunching tackles & great action, including a Bobby Charlton rocket.

[Port Vale FC @OfficialPVFC]

Drink it in, Valiants! 🤩

#PVFC | #PVFC150 | @EmiratesFACup

[Port Vale FC @OfficialPVFC]

Pure pride 🤍

#PVFC | #PVFC150

[Matt Simmonds @guzzvaliant]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!

Unbelievable Jeff!!!!!!!!!

Get in Vale. Epic and thoroughly deserved.

Well done lads.

[Port Vale FC @OfficialPVFC]

FULL TIME

THE VALIANTS ARE EMIRATES FA CUP QUARTER-FINALISTS! 🤯🏆

#PVFCLive | 1-0

[Matt Simmonds @guzzvaliant]

Terrible, should’ve squared it we had 2 against 1 @OfficialPVFC

[Matt Simmonds @guzzvaliant]

@OfficialPVFC Brown? Done well holding up

[Port Vale FC @OfficialPVFC]

28' WAINEOOOOOOOOO!!!! 🚂

An Archer cross from the right eventually comes to Waineo, who loops a header into the back of the net to give us the lead!!

#PVFCLive | 1-0

[Port Vale FC @OfficialPVFC]

What a moment for Waineo 😮‍💨

#PVFCLive | 1-0

[Matt Simmonds @guzzvaliant]

Geeeeettttttt. Iiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn!

[Port Vale FC @OfficialPVFC]

110' GOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!

WAINO ROUNDS THE GOALKEEPER AND GIVES US THE LEAD!!

#PVFCLive | 1-0

[Matt Simmonds @guzzvaliant]

@GWRHelp Can you tell me what the fellas walking up and down reading station in bright orange GWR vest are all about? Asked which train to Plymouth and bus replacement. Sorry that’s 2 hours down the line don’t know not us!!?

[Matt Simmonds @guzzvaliant]

@michelrouxjr Want!