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I made a funny joke once

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Me when I’m at Jersey Mike’s and they ask me what toppings I want on my sub:

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

PLENTY OF OIL!

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

AI was not used in the making of this video

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Hah

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Congratulations to @GregAbbott_TX -- you will now go down in history as one of Donald Trump's most loyal lapdogs.

Shredding our nation’s founding principles. What a legacy.

[Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the Cheese Wife to those who celebrate

[Reav0 @itsreav0]

I think about this often

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@EmptyNettersPod Keep him away from the aac. Annoying guy with multiple duis. Better fans with season tickets up in the 300s

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@IndyCar @SantinoFerrucci I hope not

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

"Why don't you read the books you already own before buying new books" why don't you eat all the food in the house before going shopping? That's what you sound like. That's how crazy you sound right now

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

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@ChrisNowinski1 The first one you posted with the mask on seemed like a normal goalie movement. This one looks much more like something I’d be concerned about. I think what people are losing is that you’re saying it’s an strong indicator

[Dallas Stars History @dalstarshistory]

On this day today (5/3/2025), Mikko Rantanen puts up 4 points, including a hat trick all in the 3rd period as the Dallas Stars score 4 unanswered goals in a 4-2 win over the Colorado Avalanche in Game 7 of the 1st round of the playoffs.

📸: Sam Hodde/Getty Images

#TexasHockey

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

⚠️ WARNING: these highlights may make some people 6-2 their stomach. ⚠️

[Tyrell @TyrellMcGowan]

Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

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God forbid we spend tax dollars on something that actually benefits us

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

Today, @USDOT & @USDOTFRA announced we’re saving taxpayers over $60 MILLION.

FRA & Amtrak are in agreement that underwriting the Texas Central Railway project is a waste of taxpayer funds & a distraction from Amtrak’s core mission of improving its existing subpar services.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

THERE IT IS! 895!!!!!!!!

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

When our kids are watching Arrested Development we're going to have to explain that $10 was a comically high price for a banana.

[Ovechkin Goal? Tracked @OvechkinGoal]

Alex Ovechkin has scored goal No. 893! 🚨

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Me checking my stocks this morning