Rudewaterz

Affiliate marketer helping businesses grow through partnerships and online promotions.

[Rudewaterz @gwar_bem]

@NigeriaStories She fit dey into money laundering like dis. Or e fit be say her pikin dey do yahoo.

[Rudewaterz @gwar_bem]

@AfricaFactsZone France and Morocco

[Dr. Kenon @drkenon2]

TERROR ALERT 🚨

“The Isl@mic Fulani militia are planning a major attack against communities in Benue & plateau state with possible execution windows spreading between today & Sunday.”

~Judd Saul, Executive Director, Equipping the Persecuted

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

This is what N551million gets you in Sydney, Australia.

[Rudewaterz @gwar_bem]

@Boomluck1zz Fraud of a witch doctor! Man just predicts games. Nothing more!

[Rudewaterz @gwar_bem]

@Wizarab10 Over here, it's either leaders are telling you to go and fry akara and kuli kuli or "empowering" young men with wheel barrows, young girls with bags of pure water to start pure water business, or giving grants of N20k to start business. Wicked leaders!! 🤮🤮

[Rudewaterz @gwar_bem]

@OneJoblessBoy No it's not! They're just overly reliant on him.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

If humans had penises like armadillos', our penises would be 2ft to 3ft long.

[Rudewaterz @gwar_bem]

@ZadokYohann You're not serious at all. That's why you're a fan and he's a player. When it's your career, I'll see how you'll go and start chasing celebrities at the beginning of your career, let's see how far you'll get.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

In Lebanon, a Shia Muslim mother states: “I only had children because I want them to die and become martyrs.”

Her son responds: "I will give you what you want, a life of mourning.” He was later killed fighting for Hezbollah.

It’s a literal death cult.

[Milito @Milito177]

It’s funny when you see the way some women think fr😂

[Sy Marcus Herve Traore @marcus_herve]

“Are you happy? Yeah? Yep! Why? Because I’m black!”, man says.

[トト @totototo_disney]

モロッコ代表GKヤシン・ブヌがPK時にゴール中央で立ったまま横移動する革新的技術を披露

[Toyosi Stephen Adedara @TSAdedara]

If it’s a clear cut penalty, it doesn’t need 200 replays for a referee to make up his mind. If you start showing different angles to prove to the referee that he made a wrong decision, maybe then it’s no longer a clear and obvious error.

[Rudewaterz @gwar_bem]

@BrotherRasheed Moroccans still pained by that defeat in the AFCON. We're licking your tears. 50 years without an AFCON trophy sure hurts I know.

[Aisha Yesufu @AishaYesufu]

Religious rulers need bad governance for them to be able to sell cheap miracles.

Political rulers need religious rulers to help keep the people subdued so they cannot make demands on the political rulers.

It is a symbiotic relationship!

[Barbara Oneill @BarbaraOneillAU]

THINGS PHARMA IS HIDING FROM YOU:

01. Stress needs green tea
02. Toothache needs cloves
03. Low blood sugar needs dates
04. Acne needs turmeric
05. Insomnia needs kiwi
06. Fatigue needs spinach
07. Bloating needs yogurt
08. Dehydration needs cucumber
09. Headache needs bananas
10. Low energy needs oranges
11. Dry hair needs salmon
12. Constipation needs apples
13. Muscle cramps need avocado
14. Weak memory needs blueberries
15. Brittle hair needs peppers
16. Poor digestion needs ginger
17. Low immunity needs garlic
18. Sore throat needs honey
19. Eye strain needs carrots
20. Anxiety needs chamomile tea

[BUCOS @TENIBEGILOJU202]

HE WAS ASKED WHAT HE WANTED TO DO FOR NIGERIANS, HE DODGED THE QUESTION.. God really showed us signs that Tinubu will never make a good president but some edeots ignored the signs.

[Rudewaterz @gwar_bem]

@instablog9ja 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This woman doesn't get it. 🤮🤮🤮