gwen

Ignorance is bliss

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mexico is officially the only team at the 2026 World Cup to win all three of its group-stage matches without conceding a goal.

[gwen @gwengreenhalgh]

@Uber_Support Thank you! I have done this now

[gwen @gwengreenhalgh]

@Uber_Support I need help with a trip but can’t find a way to contact you. I was charged MXN $338 for the trip but then the driver took several wrong turns, went up a very steep hill and couldn’t get up it so hard to turn around and turned out 45 min trip into 90…

[gwen @gwengreenhalgh]

Minutes which made me 30mins late for my job. I was then charged an extra $145 MXN, which I do not think should have been charged to me + the uber app is saying I haven’t paid at all. I would love to speak to someone please

[MoulouaMatata @KevinRohan3]

I am getting really nervous for the Euros final. By far the biggest game Spain have had since I started supporting them 4 days ago 🇪🇸

[Daily Impact Stories💡 @urshntl]

the "p" in my name stands for patience that's why it's not there

[B&S @_B___S]

Branch manager and assistant branch manager

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

£65,738 -MP salary in 2010
£86,584 -MP salary in 2023

If rail, teachers, nurses, firemen, ambulance staff, bus drivers, had the same rate of increase, there would be no strikes.

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

Any Tory MP who says teachers going on strike is damaging to students. Let me tell you that 13 years of continually cutting school budgets is far far more damaging to students.

[Amanda Duberman @AmandaDuberman]

Me: I’m pretty shy and reserved

Me after a single drink:

[Alan Ferrier @alanferrier]

If you're a bit strapped, pop down to the Members' Dining Room at the House of Commons for pressed chicken and caramelised onion with tarragon and chive jelly, pickled vegetables and thyme sourdough at £2.84.

Don't forget to vote against free schools meals while you're there.

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[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

i never should have gone back to school

[Ms Good Good @triniliciousd]

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

my toxic trait is that I genuinely believe that I would win every single task on The Apprentice

[cowboy !! 🇵🇸 @s0ftc0wb0y]

my predictions for the new year

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