Gwen

26 | she/her

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

Getting more than 3 likes on a tweet gives me a complex

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

drunk by 9 is a good time, happy bday to meeee

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

(to the tune of “Jumper” by Third Eye Blind) I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I don’t wanna be a strong independent women wtf

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

i am most definitely so drunk rn ahaha my back pain is non existent and i can’t wait to hit a vape when i land aaaa

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

this flight attendant gave me a double when i asked for a rum and coke, and when i tried to pay she waved off my card and said “have fun 😉”. i might be in love.

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

hanging up the phone with a lawyer and i caught myself start to say “love you bye” instead of just “bye”. love that for me. i’m very normal.

[drop dead dee @irrcvocably]

my stranger things obsession is kinda like a dormant parasite in my brain that becomes active when i know it’s close

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

It’s only right I update twitter too since I’ve been offline lol.

New house, new job promotion, new pet hedgehog, new friends. October has been a busy and fulfilling month, I’m thankful. 🥰

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

went to the doc today for a med procedure and she asked my DOB several times before starting bc she couldn’t believe i wasn’t 19 🥺🥲

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

having a great week!! i’m over everyone!!

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

actually so insane how i went to grab some of my stuff from a close friends house that got left behind and found a “don’t kill yourself, please pet my cats while you’re here bc they miss you” friendship breakup note along with my spare keys i trusted them with. out of the blue.

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

apparently i gotta get used to just not having friends as an adult bc everyone fuckin sucks

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

you ever have an interaction with someone where you can literally feel your friendship level go like -❤️

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

stolen valor tf

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Kardashian announces new SKIMS nipple bra with a faux piercing.

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

i accidentally just super liked the guy from my favorite deli on tinder oh my god

[Petunia Lynn @PetuniaLynn4]

My father everyone

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

@Mack0317 @Lobotomycraving goblin mommy with the popcorn

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

@Lobotomycraving @Mack0317 boooooo

[Gwen @gwndmrn]

@Mack0317 @Lobotomycraving HAHA