The Cynical Trainer

Hi. I'll be your impersonal trainer for the morning.

Go fuck yourself.

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

This dude's brain should be donated to scientific research just to investigate how someone this dumb managed to live long enough to even need a hair transplant

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: Elon Musk tells advertisers to “go f**k” themselves if they are going to try and blackmail him on his own platform.

And this is exactly why Elon was the perfect person to buy Twitter 🔥

“If somebody's gonna try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money, go f**k yourself. But go f**k yourself. Is that clear? I hope it is.”

Epic 🔥

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@PhysInHistory Considering where there bar currently is for the former I'm convinced AI surpassed HI when it was a mere thought in some science fiction writer's mind decades ago.

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

"I need someone to hold me accountable!"

*produces account*

"YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!"

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@BioLayne I get that static stretching as a pre-workout drill is held in lower esteem these days. I just don't see how it isn't useful AT ALL in modulating injury risk.

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@BioLayne Wait, but stretching =/= mobility, right?

While you don't NEED to stretch to improve mobility, stretching IS the most direct mobility enhancer.

Correct?

And mobility and injury risks ARE correlated, right?

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@themikeross @BigTexFrog @TheOmniLiberal I don't think the polyester sportswear and cloth fabric is protecting your junk from your poor curling form as much as you think it is.

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@BioLayne @falshay_ What's data?

Based.

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@aCarnivoreDiet Sugar and Cancer doesn't kill people.

Minority Food Deserts kill people.

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@AOCpressTwo Clever post - you know that conservatives only eat red meat.

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

Mediocrity loves to come like a thief in the night; failing education systems and social media hype provide that night.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Freebar

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@sneako Wait.

You're in a gym, but you look like you belong in a🌈parade.

Is this a riddle?

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Never confuse education with intelligence, you can have a PhD and still be an idiot. 🧠

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

In Forma Pauperis (𝐿𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛) 𝑎𝑑𝑗. "As a poor person".

Doing drugs without the side effects is like a Spartan returning home sans shield. It was a sign of disgrace implying you tossed it away fleeing from the battle.

Battling a hangover is toxic masculinity done right.

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@FitFounder In Forma Pauperis (𝐿𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛) 𝑎𝑑𝑗. "As a poor person".

Doing drugs without the side effects is like a Spartan returning home sans shield. It was a sign of disgrace implying you tossed it away fleeing from the battle.

Battling a hangover is toxic masculinity done right.

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@Dr__Guess I think the same thing happened when Heart Rate monitors became ubiquitous with smartwatches.

People will become educated on the subject with time.

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@GeologyTime I'm pretty sure that's a sirloin, cooked to imperfection by my Jamaican mother.

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@vivaluvegan The cost is weighed in your integrity and the sanity of your social circles.

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@DrFarazHarsini Keep it to yourself.

[The Cynical Trainer @Gymhalfempty]

@DrFarazHarsini Don't go vegan.