Kristen Kelly

I wander, sometimes unsupervised. #drunktweets

[Kristen Kelly @gypsykat228]

Yep. Yup. Much like my ex’s
#nyr

[Kristen Kelly @gypsykat228]

“Men are stupid but women are crazy” words of wisdom #drunktweets Z/dylan

[Kristen Kelly @gypsykat228]

“It was you and your positive pretzel energy” -Glenn #drunktweets

[Kristen Kelly @gypsykat228]

“I wish I didn’t have mental disorders” -Bri #drunktweets

[Ryan Mead @OhRyanMead]

Tri-state hockey teams top rivals:

New York Islanders -> New York Rangers

New Jersey Devils -> New York Rangers

New York Rangers -> New York Rangers

[Kristen Kelly @gypsykat228]

If you ever find yourself in a moment that you think, how did It get this far. Pause. You knew. And it wasn’t your fault, but the “pause” it what saves you from the brake #lovlies

[Kristen Kelly @gypsykat228]

FBI should stand for females biting idiots and should stand by that method of practice..(however, due to health hazards, it’s been denied) so instead…Females Beating Idiots has been suggested 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kristen Kelly @gypsykat228]

They say time flies when you’re having fun I however have yet to see the fun. Propaganda

[Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking]

I just wanted the love of my life and resealable cereal bags. I didn't order a ww3.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

when DMX said "y'all gon make me lose my mind"
he was probably at work

[fisher 🍰 @fishvinsson]

as a newer hockey fan the trade deadline is genuinely scaring the shit out of me this is my circus and i’ve grown emotionally attached to these monkeys

[Kristen Kelly @gypsykat228]

The Olympics are a lot more chill with Russia not being involved, imagine if applied that to our country 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kristen Kelly @gypsykat228]

Have you reached the moment where you realize, you made it home but; your vape is in the car.. yeah, I made it: it’s not safe. there’s a different jungle. I have to now decide to fight.. but , ugh life is very very sad.. me and drunk me are in the suck together. My fucking pocket

[Kristen Kelly @gypsykat228]

@PresidentT76018 @News12NJ So then, therefore you’re placing value on lives so because these children were from an area, they are not allowed to be protected so where are your children from? Do you want them protected? Does any human on the planet want to protect their child?

[Kristen Kelly @gypsykat228]

@PresidentT76018 @News12NJ So children are children are they not? I wish you to read your statement do not put upon your beliefs of a margin home ownership of adults upon the livelihood and upbringing and safety of children. those children were born into these towns. They had no choice. We protect children

[Kristen Kelly @gypsykat228]

@PresidentT76018 @News12NJ So…. Children are children, correct? I want you to rethink your statement with that regard….

[Kristen Kelly @gypsykat228]

@bluegeorgia A million dollar residency bought at the cost of showing true character…. An American tale
Wait, I think I’ve seen this movie before…

[renee - baseball szn 🏒 @brandonscarlo]

missed opportunity to make the players walk a plank to the penalty box

[Covie @covie_93]

MAGA was more outraged by Cracker Barrel changing their logo than trump raping kids.

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

This photo has 17 Grammys and a whole lotta hate for Donald Trump.