Julia Goldschmidt

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[Julia Goldschmidt @h00liaaa]

When I started my diet I was a size 12 and I just bought size 0 jeans at express. Couldn’t be happier with where I am 😍 (before and after)

[Julia Goldschmidt @h00liaaa]

Has this happened to anyone else?! I Venmoed my sister Starbucks money to thank her for being such a great nurse since she just started testing coronavirus patients and then Venmo did this! I’m so excited to use this to treat the people who deserve it, thanks @venmo 💕😊

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

When you see Toby in a Super Bowl ad

[Connor Saeli @ConnorSaeli]

4 times!!! Peter! 🤭

[Barbie💖💛💙 @deadpoolbarbie]

Freedom doesn’t ring, it slaps

[Julia Goldschmidt @h00liaaa]

GET. RID. OF. CAM. @BacheloretteABC

[marge @margaretg_15]

Women: can we have access to affordable birth control?

Men: NO

Women: can we have access to safe abortions?

Men: absolutely NOT

Women: okay can you wear a condom?

Men: ... it doesn’t feel as good :/

[Julia Goldschmidt @h00liaaa]

Saturday is national dog mom day... I’m expecting breakfast in bed and flowers from the best man in my life(aka buddy)💐🐶

[Julia Goldschmidt @h00liaaa]

@smaasshhlleeyy

[Julia Goldschmidt @h00liaaa]

Is it just me or does the smell of staples remind you of back to school shopping???? 📚

[Julia Goldschmidt @h00liaaa]

@smaasshhlleeyy @Starbucks Starbucks is open!!!!!

[Julia Goldschmidt @h00liaaa]

Today was a weird day.. a @ChickfilA worker said “you’re welcome”. Didn’t know that phrase was in their vocabulary

[Julia Goldschmidt @h00liaaa]

My toilet randomly started not flushing so I got the plunger out and when I plunged the toilet,out came my TOILET PAPER HOLDER. Some drunk bitch flushed the toilet paper holder and clogged the toilet, I would pay good money to see what was going on in her mind when this went down

[Julia Goldschmidt @h00liaaa]

Scott asked me who was going to do his hair on our wedding day. LOL your kidding me right? 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Julia Goldschmidt @h00liaaa]

Scott: you looked gorgeous this morning
Me: ...you didn’t even see me
Scott: I don’t have to see you to know you look gorgeous

😍😍😍

[G Spot @callmegplease]

I don’t care where you live, PLEASE share this photo to bring Mollie home.

[Wyatte Andersen @WyatteAndersen]

I hate when people say “Well it could’ve been worse”
Well you know what Becky it could have been a hell of a lot better too

[Julia Goldschmidt @h00liaaa]

Felt sick last night&fell asleep on the couch watching TV, woke up at 3 am & saw Scott layin on the floor next to the couch. I asked y he was on the floor not the bed & he said “bc u weren’t feeling well,I wanted to be here in case u needed anything”how did I get so lucky😫❤️