abaixo o patriarcado

if you know me in real life no you don’t

[abaixo o patriarcado @h0exygen]

Vou só ali atirar-me para a frente de um camião que já volto

[ruivinha covarde @Yolly_sz]

AKAKAKAKAKKAKKKKAKAKKAKAKAKAKA

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said, “When you walk through a museum, you’re not just looking at art. You’re moving through centuries of people trying to explain love, grief, power, beauty, and belonging.” I don’t think I’ve ever seen a museum described so beautifully.

[aether @bluewdrift]

a regulated nervous system isn't quiet. it's responsive. it laughs loud in restaurants. it cries at commercials. it gets a full body chill from a song it hasn't heard in years. people mistake numbness for peace because numbness is easier to manage. but real peace has a pulse. it moves through you instead of around you.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

My ex would call me her passenger princess whenever she drove, but she was a bad driver so the princess I felt like was Diana

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[PsicoPapi @Scomparin_Pedro]

De tédio nossa profissão não sofre

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the potential you see in other people isn’t real. it is a projection of what you would do in their position.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I met this guy walking his cat and asked its name he said “Luna” and I’m like aww that’s adorable then he said “Yeah it’s short for Lunatic” LMAOOO SIR!

[ᵖ ⊬ @perhappens]

ai vou morrer que meu irmão saiu de casa sem chave aí eu fui perguntar pq ele não me ligou pra eu ver a mensagem e essa foi a resposta

[Skate Coach 𓅄 @Sk8Couch]

People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue

[Ane F. @vogueandxcoffee]

Essa é a modelo Sara Sampaio, ex-angel da Victoria's Secret, mostrando que tudo é ângulo e que o corpo perfeito só existe no Instagram. A sua blogueira favorita não tem um corpo perfeito. A sua modelo favorita também não. Tudo é questão de ângulo, iluminação e alguns retoques.

[a santysseia @santainesense]

meu psi perguntou oq eu esperava de um relacionamento e eu soltei um “ai queria alguém assim como você que me escutasse e se importasse com o que eu falo”… me dei conta na mesma hora do que eu tinha acabado de falar fia

[arthur @EstouCondenado]

quando eu era criança me chamavam de Oferenda na escola pq meu pai tentou me sacrificar me jogando pela janela quando a esquizofrenia dele piorou

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

i love how humans have this beautiful habit of assigning meaning to ordinary things. lucky pennies. wishing on stars. birthday candles. somehow that feels less like superstition and more like hope

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

are you climbing this mountain for the world to see you or to see the world

[chase @_chase_____]

it sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

just heard my wife threaten my daughter with holding her back in age, not letting her turn 7 (because daughter’s been delinquent in a responsibility). she was looking at my wife kind of scared, like, “i didn’t even know you could do that.” and i’m looking at my wife the same way

[DaCota Monteiro @ADaCotaMonteiro]

Até as abelhas separam igreja e estado