Holly?

Holly's: WE HAVE THE TWEETS (read in same voice as Arby's commercial)

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

no offense to my younger self but what was the vision

[Holly? @h0llykat]

@puwsykatt Pretty privilege

[Holly? @h0llykat]

@RachelZader So they’re not required to report back to me, but the ones that have usually end up in some sort of retail/customer service role.. Although one told me she got a job w/a shipping company, but was late to orientation and was afraid of losing the job 🤦‍♀️

[Holly? @h0llykat]

@RachelZader I’m a career coach who helps people find jobs. SO many clients I get in their 20s: have ZERO work experience, want higher than minimum wage, don’t have a driver’s license& don’t want to work morning shifts bc of ADHD or a non-disclosed disability🤯🤯🤯

[Eldritch Brick - BE NOT AFRAID @FuckKoroks]

Finally, a foid that understands men

[Holly? @h0llykat]

@lmaojank How dare you speak about lana del ray’s husband like that

[Candace Owens Trying to Read (Parody) @candaceReading1]

Put the genie back in the _______

[Master Chief 🥭🪲#HenchTwt @TruecelFeminist]

Boyfriend (asleep) turned towards me and said “are you afraid”

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

Bro got hit by a truck 😂

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

closed my laptop on my left nipple

[Bored Poster @D_Thaumaturge]

I’m so glad someone brought this
to subwaytakes because so many of you are there and you need to be checked

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Golden retriever men, goofballs, criminals, and artists. What do they all have in common? ENERGY. Men are largely stingy with energy, to them nothing is really worth doing, they simply refuse to do exist on this plane.

The average human male walks around as if having to breath is a chore he has been unfairly tasked with, his underdeveloped Y chromosome having left him with a lack of connection to life. This is why they would rather live in filth than lift a finger to pick up after themselves, why only a man could conceive of something as horrifying as the gooncave. Most of them teeter on the precipice of s*icidal ideation with the promise of possible ejaculation being the only thing holding them back from the edge.

You can smell how much a man resents being here, how much he longs for the preconsciousness slumber of the spirit womb. And this feature, which most men have due to their poor karma that has resulted in them being born male, is the most fundamental thing that women find unattractive in men. Not being bald, not being fat, not being weird, not being poor. It is the lack of life force that is so unshakably repulsive to women. It is a glaring flaw in the foundation of your very being that women find so repellent that they would rather die alone than be tied to you for life if given the choice. That ugly fat guy you know who’s really funny and always has girlfriend? He simply acts like he’s interested in existing.

Women are so desperate for a man who will do something, that has any semblance of life and movement in him, that a minority of them will even end up fetishizing criminals. It’s all just misdirected longing for something that women know they need in a man- life.

Women don’t like assholes and sociopaths, they like energy, because life is energy and women are tasked with creating new life. This is why the golden retriever man and the criminal, despite seeming like polar opposites on the surface, will both succeed in dating. Because they have something more important in common.

They will succeed though with different subsets of women, those subsets being based on those women’s sense for energy which been calibrated by their respective environments. Not all energy is created equal. A woman raised in a high adrenaline environment will recognize adrenaline as her primary energy and will be attracted to that in men (criminals, sociopaths, keto enthusiasts). A woman raised in an environment based on sustainable energy will recognize the high energy of gregariousness, friendliness, kindness, patience, curiosity, openness, and the love for a sweet little treat in men.

Women are right to reject your rejection of life. Do something or perish.

[𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐨𝐟'𝐆𝐨𝐝💦 @Champagnediet1]

“Men are natural leaders” until it’s time to plan dates or do chores and then it’s just “tell me what you want, make me a list, tell me what you need me to do”
Hm

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

yesterday i came out of my studio and my son (4) told me he had an idea for a comic so i drew this while he was giving me the complete instructions:

[Holly? @h0llykat]

@_fluxfeeds These sounds are so accurate that whenever I play this video, my cats run up to me to try to find the birds in the room 🤯

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

Hearing a police siren and pulling over out of fear even though I'm sitting on my couch in my house

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there's an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Found a guy modeling beard nets with a great vibe. Seems absolutely delighted just to be there. I would love to have him over for some fondue.

[goma @soigomaa]

Y'all disrespect women all day, every day, and expect the world to respect your daughter because she's yours... I got some news for you, pal. She's going to grow up and see right through you. She'll watch how you treat her mother, how you talk about her friends, and how you look at women on the street. You can't cheat the system. You reap exactly what you sow. You poisoned the well. Dont expect her to drink clean water.