Homesteader Rick 🌾

Just trying to make a living and get by. I'll stay humble and admit I've had a lot of help from the Morty's in town.

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

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Sell me crack or ask me any questions you have I guess #FarmLife

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@sexcalextric One lung is supposed to be smaller because it saves room for your heart

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@All1Assimilate Oh well ok.

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

Is anybody willing to take my hogs off of me. I've got 12 of them that got AIDS from some space worm crashing into my ranch I'm pissed. I'll offer 25 shmeckles take it or leave it

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@evildot It's one fucking minute 💔

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@smortyc137 @Ethermalus Go for it I guess, but don't say I didn't warn you.

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@All1Assimilate Pretty good actually. They headbutt me on the daily basis.

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@xisiho No thanks, they're not my type

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@rickr0t @Arcadeimsx Come up with a better gimmick than this

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@Arcadeimsx Have some dignity, Morty. Put up a fight or something, this isn't fun.

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

Well, well, well

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@rickr0t @Arcadeimsx Your taunting isn't amusing

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@Arcadeimsx @rickr0t Ignore him, he's a little green goblin ass bitch

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@rickmeanswell You'll be alright

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

Is anyone selling any buttplugs on sale for the holidays? I need some for my pigs because they keep shitting everywhere, they're not for me or anything.

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@rickr0t @c1tadelnews Don't even worry about it

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@rickr0t Everything has a price just name it.

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@Arcadeimsx I take back me not being sarcastic, I'm robbing your store next time I need something.

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@Arcadeimsx Jeez, is it that hard to believe?

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@mortywave do we have a problem

[Homesteader Rick 🌾 @h0msteaderrick]

@rickmeanswell Stop having ideas