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Why do millennials turn 30 and suddenly decide to start selling crafts?

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@X0X_LEAK there’s so many other X-men who are better equipped to be a Strat for example, beast, night crawler Professor X morph mystique jubilee, Deadpool.

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@RivalsAssembled Just seems uninspired. Like they copy and pasted kirikos kit.

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@RivalsAssembled He’s gonna do shit healing and only be useful for 3 healer meta

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@mmmmmmmmiller He’s gonna do trash healing and only work in 3 healer meta. Cool 🙄

[Mister Misato @mrmikegod]

End of Evangelion (1997)

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Sometimes being a good person just means:

1. Living in the moment
2. Being patient
3. Letting the spiders under your skin control your arms. They know what to do. You trained them remember?

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Radioshacks Twitter has convinced me we’re in a recession

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I’m starting a band and calling it “Jordan Peterson Boiler Room DJ set”

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I was so stoned I got nervous the chicken in my Instacart would go bad

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If the only hobby you have on your dating profile is hiking I have to assume it’s bc you don’t actually have any hobbies

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No it isn’t 182lbs. I refuse to believe that. He’s big. Like 220 at least. Come on

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Look I don’t want to sound obsessive but is there no online source that ACTUALLY tell me how much Patrick Wilson weighs?!

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I love the idea of 2022 being Kevin Gates “bridge troll with 3 riddles” era

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I have 6 eggs 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 I broke 2🥚🥚 ,I fried 2 🥚🥚 , I ate 2 🥚🥚how many do I have left?

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I became an ordained minister. Not to officiate weddings or funerals but to fight people with the power of God on my side

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I feel like I should clarify that I am a millennial and was 32 when I tweeted this but I’m sorry it struck a nerve. We’re all out here ✊

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Why do millennials turn 30 and suddenly decide to start selling crafts?

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Convo between me and my sister after saying how emotionally and financially taxing dating is and that I don’t think I’ll ever have a family

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Barbie Ferreiras character is being mistreated. One of my favorite characters of the first season

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Tonight’s episode of euphoria was insanely disappointing just like the rest of this season

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Idc how many times the doctors say the intestinal worm is bad. He chose me and that’s pretty cool

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The next president shall be chosen by a goblet of fire or I’m leaving