iya⋆ ۪✮⋆˙

what the hell sure

[iya⋆ ۪✮⋆˙ @h6ddii]

now if she wasnt a conventionally attractive woman everyone wouldve said shes cringe asf lmfao

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Rizz em with the tism! 👌

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[casi @retalhoteca]

qnd vc ta pra menstruar e seus seios ficam extremamente gigantes gulosos suas coxas explodindo de fartura a barriga saliente e vc fica muito cansada jogada o dia inteiro na cama parecendo uma pintura renascentista e nao há nada que vc possa fazer a respeito disso :/

[soph 🏹 @zabikoz]

jack off all trades masturbate to none

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

This quote probably hits so hard when you are dumb as rocks

[RoχSol 🦇 @RoxSolXIII]

Just showered naked I'm a disgusting whore

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

They scraped the internet for every last bit of data, stole information from books, articles, art etc. all created by HUMANS, and now want to sell it back to you at a premium because you all have convinced yourselves this is the future and it’s inevitable lmao

[prettiest princess 🎀 @prttyprincss69]

the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness, and a crippling amount of anxiety

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

calling the suicіde hotline and asking for one suicіde

[zuh🦩🌷#teammoth•° @crustybrainclot]

In indian households, everything you do as a woman somehow gets linked to your future non-existent husband and shaadi

[lilium🦄 @pukeirl]

i'm Just a Vessel bro Chill😭😭😭 Brooo i'm Just a Vessel 😭😭😭

[nick @iiperyt]

I Hate corny People until I get into a relationship Bruh I be calling him My angel

[nunu @manullae]

evitando fumar cigarro pra quando eu fumar o proximo ser o melhor cigarro do mundo

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[iya⋆ ۪✮⋆˙ @h6ddii]

@fxyzxn 😭😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[iya⋆ ۪✮⋆˙ @h6ddii]

@fxyzxn talking to my father

[iya⋆ ۪✮⋆˙ @h6ddii]

@fxyzxn word on the street is that gf misses you too

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[Lobotomy Advocate @ShesABoy]

Pussy wet and fertile…Mesopotamia

[laila @femgenics]

“i’m just a girl” “why did we fight for the right to work” “girlboss” “i love turning my brain off” “my boyfriend does all the thinking”