Hannah

[Hannah @h_burke95]

@Bryanna_Bride5 I’ll do it again

[Hannah @h_burke95]

@Bryanna_Bride5 This is still so accurate

[Hannah @h_burke95]

@gwenngagne Tru

[white zinfangirl @sammxantha]

coronavirus made flights so cheap y’all can finally afford to hang out with your internet boyfriend

[bobby @bobby]

the key to productivity is always having three potable liquids available to you. a caffeine source, a classic water, and a wildcard.

[J @judith_ism]

buy 👏 your 👏honey👏straight👏from👏bees👏do👏business👏with👏bugs👏shake👏their👏little👏bug👏hands👏and👏say👏nice to meet you👏bug👏lets make a deal👏

[RUSS @russdiemon]

Be you. Unapologetically.

[This barbie is tired @AgataAllAlong]

Anxiety: You didn't lock the door

Me: Yes I did.

Anxety: Are you sure ?

Me: YES, I vividly remember doing it cos it was 30 seconds ago.

Anxiety: What if you remember doing it yester...

Me:

[Sunrise Movement 🌅 @sunrisemvmt]

People are deliberately starting fires in the #AmazonRainforest to illegally deforest indigenous land for cattle ranching

Pataxó woman:
“These assholes came in and burned down [our reservation]... I want all of the media here to see this”
https://t.co/uGFp7RItHK

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

just saw my new apartment. the bathtub is huge! can’t wait to cry in it.

[T.J. Jordan @CoachTJJordan]

My daughter turned 2 years old. She LOVES Elmo, so on her Birthday we got her some “Elmo Shoes” and this was her reaction...Love this girl!

[vince @vints]

*does laundry and makes bed*
Oh sorry what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me getting my life together

[Jennifer Eagan @Jennifer_Eagan]

Family and friends are searching for 23 year old Olivia Ambrose today. She was last seen leaving Hennessy’s in Faneuil Hall Saturday night around 11p. Her sister, mom and dad say it is very unlike Olivia to not be in touch with them. @WCVB

[Woez @Woezzz_]

College students: *doesn’t understand lecture*

College professor who studied the subject 36 years:

[rachel yara @bugposting]

FAKE “GAMERS”
- fortnite
- red dead redemption
- fallout
- super smash brothers

REAL GAMERS
- roller coaster tycoon
- zoo tycoon
- 2048
- nytimes crossword app
- google drive

[notgivenchyass (Taylor’s Version) @notgivenchyass]

am i just high or is this actually the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[Director @tayallard]

when a man touches your lower back trying to “move past you”

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

You sucked 10 years ago and you suck now.