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Women are hard work!

[♣️ @h_rho]

Right England flags down, Christmas decorations up 🤩

[♣️ @h_rho]

@O2 Is it company policy that telephone and instore representatives just divert you to one another without trying to help the problem? #customerservice

[♣️ @h_rho]

@emirates staff took 1+ hours to come down (amazing when arrived but they were completely on the back foot). Further wait for coaches. Finally on coach to MAN but catching rush hour. We’re talking a 24+ hour delay on arrival.. what a shambles #flybetter #emirates

[♣️ @h_rho]

@emirates Denied Boarding from EK0019 26/11, re-routed through BHX ‘with onward transportation to MAN’ except BHX had no idea. 40+ pax stood for 3+ hours in BHX with no comms, had to ask Turkish Airlines and Swissport to contact your staff to assist.. #flybetter

[♣️ @h_rho]

@_cs516 @damienquirk

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

If you didn’t get the A-level results you wanted, remember that we’re only a few years away from the collapse of organised human life

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

[♣️ @h_rho]

@NoContextBrits @damienquirk

[Neil Lancaster @neillancaster66]

Accurate

This gave me my first proper laugh in 9 days

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think I could probably leave my house without my wallet and be fine but I cannot and will not ever leave my house without my emotional support claw clip

[♣️ @h_rho]

@adamdillon21 @Mike_Fabricant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour]

Wedding guests, remember, it’s YOUR day as much of theirs - don’t let that whore bride stop you from wearing your favourite outfit just because it’s “not appropriate” and “literally a wedding dress”.

[♣️ @h_rho]

@damienquirk @andreajenkyns No worries I gotchuuuuu

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Our toxic trait is thinking we can beat the Aldi checkouts.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I’m sure it’ll be fine” - Translation: Things keep getting worse and worse and worse, but as soon as we actually admit it and say it out loud there’ll be no going back and we’ll be sucked into the abyss forever. Tea?

[anup @parmar_anup]

I’ll never forget dressing you in the pink latex catsuit thinking you were serving kink. RIP our Dot xoxo

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

Did you know that the Queen’s first name is actually Yas