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remarkably calm

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it’s insane how racist this app has gotten

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shout out to Vitamin C. also much love to Vitamin D.

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Cognitive Behavioral Therapy is the same thing as Let Go and Let God is the same thing as PMA is the same thing as Letting Love Into Your Heart is the same thing as Choosing Happiness (and they all work!)

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hey, foo fighters, newsflash: you forgot the D

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

23 Jan 2024

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guarantee you an AI wrote these

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Don’t say Hess to Nazi accusations!

Some people will Goebbels anything down!

Stop Gőring your enemies!

His pronouns would’ve been He/Himmler!

Bet you did nazi that coming 😂

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kind of a sick name for a fire alarm

[Charlie Brown Fan Account @Peanuts_4Fans]

#Peanuts

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kids today don’t even know about stew and cornbread. it’s sad really.

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I don’t really believe the beef and honey for every meal, paleo ass, trad ass, no sunscreen alt right gym bros… but when it’s time to justify indulging in an unhealthy amount of beef, I can convince myself that they’re onto something

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I eat a huge amount of chips. I eat chips like i’m vegan.

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it’s a good thing The Rolling Stones aren’t around nowadays, or else they probably would be called The Scrolling Phones.

Seriously! They probably would be! These days at least.

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lemon👏pepper👏wings👏and👏a👏freeze 👏cup👏

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bald vegeta

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Dirty Birds flag at half mast 😔🫡✊

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this scene reminds me of one my earliest memories. I was in a waiting room with my mom, and I started sliding a piece of paper between my fingers cause it “felt cool.” My mom told me to stop cause I’d get a paper cut, but I didn’t, and learned the hard way. it did feel cool tho.

[Crash Test Gummies @punishedgummies]

Paper Cuts is without a doubt the gnarliest stunt the boys ever did and I’m not joking

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Clickbait Account: THEY DONT WANT YOU TO SEE THIS - RAW FOOTAGE OF REAL SCHOOL SHOOTING

Solar Heavy in the comments: Does this have a Miami vibe or nah? 🌴

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snoopy too drippy

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shout out to dafont dot com

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or was it some how just a byproduct of better brains? like the smartest apes just happened to have less hair but it didn’t matter cause they were smart?

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the cold has me thinking, why did humans evolve out of full-coverage body hair? obviously increased intelligence allows us to find other sources of heat, but why was losing it an advantage? my first thought is it requires less grooming, giving more time for foraging and

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inventing fire and the wheel and stuff. and I guess there’s less places for parasitic insects like ticks to make their home. it seems like apes do spend a lot of time picking insects off each other…