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[hayley @haaayleyc]

SO excited to use international women’s day as an excuse for Christian to buy all my drinks tonight

[keith @keithwhor]

the kids will never know what resolving a merge conflict by hand was like

[maha @mahaaaay]

donald trump’s tariffs are creating a sense of nationalism only found in this country during the winter olympics

[hayley @haaayleyc]

@thekaurtwin thought this was an influencer

[pj @pjayevans]

About to waste an outfit of a lifetime on my family today

[shaurya @shauseth]

pip install has taken me places i wouldnt go with a gun

[samantha @milkygoddess]

i was not put on this earth to forgive and forget i was put here to be a hater

[Edward Row 𓃡 @edwardrow]

Can’t buy food at Canada’s largest grocery oligopoly because the banks oligopoly relies on the telecoms oligopoly

[Peter Carrescia @pcarrescia]

@SeanSilcoff Private valuations are sticky on the way down. Impact of lower tech public markets will take time to see on private companies that raised at premium valuations. There are important differences between today and 2001 tech bust that make it difficult to predict how it will unfold.

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

the cdc is just like uhhhh yeah it's totally up to you, I'm honestly down for whatever

[Stack Overflow @StackOverflow]

The reviews are in. The Key is flawless. #GreatArtistsCopy #TheKey

[hayley @haaayleyc]

@godfr23y congrats homie

[Saskatchewan Roughriders @sskroughriders]

Adding some more depth in that defensive backfield.

We have signed 🇨🇦 DB, Godfrey Onyeka and 🇺🇸 DB, Lorenzo Jerome.

INFO | https://t.co/3BNhgFknRl

#Riders x @KonicaMinoltaCA

[BLo @B_Lo392]

You can’t pour water out of an empty cup, take care of yourself ❤️ #BellLetsTalk

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

Today, every view of this video helps create positive change. All you need to do is watch it and Bell will donate 5¢ more to Canadian mental health initiatives. Retweet to help spread the word! #BellLetsTalk

[hayley @haaayleyc]

#BellLetsTalk

[hayley @haaayleyc]

@hannahmerlini Or should I say qween of anthro

[hayley @haaayleyc]

@hannahmerlini The qween of Twitter is back

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

You’re gonna show us Matt on the Peloton but NOT let us see which instructor he was watching?

[Sarah Mei @sarahmei]

Perhaps we’re all tired of dunking on parler, but just in case you’re not, I did some investigation this evening.

tl;dr: technical clown shoes.

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[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

in the nfl does someone’s mom still have to provide orange slices and/or capri suns for the whole team or do they have to bring their own snacks