masturbation reduces the risk of cancer, which is why we need to frot every night bro. we need to reduce our risk of cancer bro. you don't want cancer, do you bro? let's frot so we don't get cancer bro. bro.
thinking out loud here but a #jobelise high school au where michael is a shy kid from the projects on a scholarship to a private school and jobe is a rich kid whoβs kind of an asshole
IMAGINE THE ANGSTTT