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an unemployed ig: haants

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im hiccuping to death rn :/

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i cant believe i dont remember projectile vomiting all over the bathroom wall

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fucking hate yeungling why wobt i stop burping

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my coffee was ant.
and mold free today

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boss: yeah i know youre all stressed n shit but *misdirection*

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ate some kielbasa raw .now camt stop thr diarrhea

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"id sell my kidney for a 3rd season"

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maybe being itchy is a part of growing up

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pete the rat king (actually several rats in a body suit)

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youll get me atheist insurance? thanks a jillion

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im a dad to 4 million bacteria

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i always frget i have this

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and ig at some point i started doing it too and i havent been able to stop....im addicted to the snooze button

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actually nope

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Join @solidaritysummr this summer! Participant application link ✨ https://t.co/11NHb1U6rH✨

when: August 14-18th 📆
where: Lanoka Harbor, NJ☀️
what: ECSS annual retreat for South Asian and diasporic folks where we will… https://t.co/v4q27aE1Tl

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back

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pooping on the clock, the real national pastime

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mulling in the darkness

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"he's like...a charcoal barbecue..."
a what