Leo Florist

the irregular nonconformist millionaire

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Boku no Comida

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I fuck with a sconce

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White people gonna say the n word

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Been away from home too long. When I type "Dom" it doesn't autofill Dominican

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@lttlvpr ILYYYYY I'll back with Salmon ♥️

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We can stop naming mistakes after the people that made them. Thank you.

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People will be drawn to the smell of onions and floppy meat (microwaving leftover White Castle in the staff room)

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IslaM ujeres

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Ok but fr I know he can still pull cuz his shirts smell so good

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No need to dive deeper. He did cheat on my mom

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@curly_quills This needs the "I found you, faker!!" edit

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uncircumcised or bug head

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Danderson

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Latinas in New Zealand. ¿Donde?

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my students have compared me to the likes of Markiplier and Cr1TiKaL. I want to eke out just one more like michael reeves of something before I die

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havent found it this hard to breathe since asthma as a kid

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I have mental prawblems

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some days it looks like the monoxidil is working. other days it doesn't. like my dad when he cheated

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one time while I was hooking up with a guy he had Chopped on. Had to turn around and say "chef you have just under 5 minutes to finish"

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They were always Latinas in my eyes

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it made Industry easier to understand and I'm ready for the new season

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I went to a realass spa for the first time. It was kinda life changing. It melted away a lot of my insecurities by facilitating a controlled space in which I could trigger physiological responses I associate with/compare to.. my troubled thoughts. My walls down. The moat dried up

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things are slightly clearer. Even if it's just for a fleeting moment I'll take the W. Maybe I'm overthinking here but also could be that the extreme physiological responses from my body finally felt aligned with the erratic ongoings of my mind. Is this clarity? All this to say..