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Don't ever not speak to me and my son again

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@agbeardsley Murph lookin like Johnny Depp in the courtroom

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@grahamallen @AOC @AyannaPressley

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@thegameawards @CyberpunkGame NICE GAMS

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@ItsCsteph @XeratharWoW @Kotaku Read the words Cameron, wtf

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@XeratharWoW @Kotaku So not what this is saying but okay

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@sh44sti

[Scott Zabielski @scottzabielski]

Well, my Cops Voter Guide just arrived in the mail, let’s just see what—

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Hello? Is this Lovecraft? Mr. H.P. Lovecraft? This is you? I managed to call you? Like, from beyond the grave? Yeah, sorry to bother you, I just had to say
WAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAP

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Hello, who would like to sign the petition to move my birthday to tomorrow since someone decided to declare this international men's day

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Me: Yo, maybe this is racist but why are white dudes always trying to be barefoot?

My very smart beautiful friend who went to Harvard: They think everywhere is their living room.

Me:

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90's kids: Lol, country + rap = crap
90's kids: RIIIIIIDE TIL I CAN'T NO MORE
#LilNasX #BillyRayCyrus

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@JPShuffle @zachbraff Solid picture of us even though I haven't seen you in years bitch

[JER the Artist (They/Them) @Skatunenetwork]

Ska bands hearing Jamaican ska for the first time

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Getting pics of shadows that look like dicks and crying about how much we love each other, I hope all guys do this

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Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, it's Sad Thoughts at 3am vs. songs from Steven Universe and Adventure Time, get your tickets now for the rematch of the century

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EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES,
I WAKE UP FEELING SO HOOOORNYY
#JoJosBizarreAdventure #GoldenWind

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@JPShuffle @KrivitzaLife @OG_WillyP Am I gonna have to get this in PS4 and not my glorious pc just to have a relationship with you again

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Sometimes the ones you love are the ones that hurt you the most

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@AndyBenditt Scared to watch. Just going to force old men to watch it and gauge their reactions.

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If someone doesn't tip tell them you won't serve them. It feels great. Unrelated: shout out to my daughter for holding my hand every morning