Habs in my pants

Habs fan, Amateur Scout, family man

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@HabsLaughs Habs are important but your sleep isn’t

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Up 2-1 in the bottom of the 8th and you go with statistically your worst relief pitcher to face the best hitter in baseball. That’s like ordering a grilled chicken wrap when you have a coupon for a 2 dollar Big Mac #jays #habs

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@ArfinNathaniel That’s like saying farmers and nurses can’t have political opinions.

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Tom wilson might like dick in the butt more than we first thought

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@JigglyPants44 Who taught this guy how to take pictures?

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@BrantfordBoomer Is this a joke?

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@tmk4263 @AlanClarke90309 I would just ask that PPC voters don’t let their frustration with conservatives outweigh their frustration with the last decade of Liberal governance.

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@tmk4263 @AlanClarke90309 I love the PPC. I want their ideas in the CPC.

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@MaximeBernier Maxime Bernier is a failed CPC leadership candidate and is trying to be relevant by using your conscience to split the vote. It only accomplishes helping the liberals keep power. PPC voters are good people, but Maxime is wasting your vote and only helping the liberals.

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@theJagmeetSingh Who is Jagmeet Singh? Was he the whiner from the debate?

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@ItsDeanBlundell Fake news. This is a betting site, not a poll.

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@profbenperrin False. He would prevent homelessness in the first place. Homelessness you libs caused.

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@dbeggs13 They shouldn’t be sleeping in tents in the first place. Maybe they’d be living in a nice home and drug free with a nice job and a nice family if you libs didn’t fuck everything up.

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@CheriDiNovo I don’t have anything to say. Just commenting so I can post this later on my list of bad takes.

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@CanadianPolling This is not the kind of thing a non-partisan poll would ever tweet.

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@AbsCoverage Healthy scratch Laine there’s gotta be a Zamboni driver we can replace him with

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@CalltoActivism You’re not even attacking Trump here you’re just attacking Christians. I hope God heals you big time.

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@BestStephenD @ev0l @PierrePoilievre @JustinTrudeau @liberal_party I’m sorry, your standard for Canada is that we have grocery stores? Like, at all? How expensive is too expensive? How much homelessness is too much homelessness? How much crime is too much crime? The day canada has nothing left, it will be your fault.

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@guyfelicella @CBCNews Please list every program that he will cut and provide an explanation for how each program is worth the high cost of living and rise in crime we are facing. Then explain why mosques and churches don’t deserve charitable status.

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@MrJoKeR604 “Sunny ways.” -Trudeau
“Elbows up.” - Carney.

At least “axe the tax.” Means something. Pretty clear what the conservative plan is. We need Pierre Poilievre right now.