Jason Caulfield

The one and only hacemanjones.

My father asked me when I was younger why do I want to compete?
My answer: To get the trophy.

[Jason Caulfield @hacemanjones1]

Can we go back to paper towels instead of these dryers spraying water all over your shoes?

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You ever have 3 conversations across 3 social media with the same person at once? Like wtf is that

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Why does every girl now have their nose pierced?

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These edibles ain’t shit

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Got absolutely obliterated in jiu jitsu tn… can’t wait to go again tomorrow

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Update on the mat: didn’t die. Got some taps/ got tapped. Life’s good

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35 days till I’m back on the mat

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All i wanna do is roll with my teammates

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Why is everything $100? Thanks Biden.

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@_mnr__ Thought I was the only one

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X GON GIVE IT TO YA!
@elonmusk

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DMX would be happy @elonmusk

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@ninadrama Can I get a follow back?

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@PFTCommenter What breed?

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@ninadrama @ufc @UFCFightPass Me

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@layxsnv @andrewschulz @AkaashSingh @Flagrant2Army

[Flash @Flashyasf]

when you keep shit private life be way better

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Came to the conclusion that I can’t handle edibles what so ever. Every time I get obliterated and it’s not a fun time. Wtf

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@panerabread so I send a picture and get no response back. Feels like I’m waiting on that 25min line waiting for the wrong order… again

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@panerabread displeased.