HACK.XXX

Products for Cynical Living and Wearable Shitposts.

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Also available in 'women's fitted' form factor:

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When you KNOW you've found your person and they'd better KNOW IT TOO:

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We're going to be renovating https://t.co/AraopPfLO2 for the new year!

Many of your LEAST FAVORITE ITEMS are going to disintegrate into a fine paste.

We may sell the paste.

Stay tuned.

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We now have virtual gift cards!
Give the gift that says "at least I got you something."

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RESIST

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Also, come find us on the other site here: https://t.co/scygTIrvq1

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Get your OSI chakras aligned

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Look, today is stressful, and we all cope in different ways.
Making shirts like this is @dildog’s coping method

Deep deep discounts!

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[RazPie @Raz_Pie]

Just ordered a new T from @hackdotxxx

PS theirs Ts are soft af

[Katelyn Bowden Ⓥ @medus4_cdc]

@agent_duckman And it’s now up on the site!!

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Wont make my mama proud, Gonna pop a shell,
she’ll see her hacker kid,
I know she’s gonna yell

I’m gonna keep on hacking at the pink pwny club

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Because cDc said so,
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE

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[Milenko @dtoxmilenko]

This shirt goes hard as fuck. Just wish @hackdotxxx had "tall" sizes..

[Tib3rius @0xTib3rius]

If you are looking for me at BSides Connecticut, I'm wearing my CrowdStrike Clippy t-shirt. 👀

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We’re not gonna kink shame you
(but we might judge a little)

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so, @medus4_cdc decided to make one of our weirdest shirt ideas into a reality.

SAVE THE STRAWS
Sea Turtles love cocaine

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@0xTib3rius Women’s large or xl, depending on how tight you want it

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Everyone knows the hottest girls write in Rust

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@0xTib3rius We made it happen!

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You asked, we delivered.
Of course the 🐍 girlies are hot too!

#Python #Hackers

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We see all you neurodivergent baddies (but we won’t perceive you, if that makes you uncomfortable)

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