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Work doodle pt 3

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@eljefe_vive Just 8 and 11

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Fight night 🥊

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Breaking news: internet prostitute can only see relationships through a transactional lens!

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

there's a lot of ladies i know without guys, but who want kids. and i go 'would you accept some rich guy paying u a ton of money to just have his kid as a single parent' and they're like 'idk man prob not' and im like 'waht if it was 5m' and they're all magically like 'oh yeah i would do it'

so i made a directory for this, but i am trying to find ladies who would actually like to list themselves with their moonshot baby-funding goal. if u know anybody who wouldn't mind making a profile pls let me know, i wanna publicize the directory but need enough seeded ladies first

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@tale_val Hell yeah dude

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@teeleefdifuser People are too embarrassed to be themselves so they have to hide behind a mask of "autism" because it's treated like an internet fad

[@pat @0xpatterns]

“Why don’t you just eat fucking ramen everyday? Just eat peanut butter and ramen for 50 years dumbass and invest all your money into the pico top of the gayest most fragile empire in history you dumbass idiot. Just starve and eat shit and dirt everyday for your entire life and then you can spend $30 on lunch when you’re old and about to die it’s simple. Don’t you know your 20’s are for grinding?? You’re supposed to eat shit for the majority of your life that’s why your ancestors built America. So you could eat shit and fucking die moron.”

[JFCA | Aaron Curry @ CB2026 @aaroncurry_]

more TOs need to employ comedy based seeding

it'd be really funny to seed someone into three grapplers in a row, it'd be really funny to seed the locals next to each other, you don't wanna fight your bracket demon who always beats you? meet your round one, buddy

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@AussieAce_Myles @HyruleKingMyles Just get a job dude

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@HyruleKingMyles I'm ready whenever you are. Make an arena.

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@HyruleKingMyles Does tomorrow work for you?

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@flminghotvegito Why was leo playing a low tier?

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@Krimzon_Kross_ No way this is real

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@Wontonvv Wdym rob is top 5

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@solar4eva He fought 3 steves back to back at lvl up expo let him have this one

[LG | MkLeo @Mkleosb]

@SalvatoreZomba If I play good there is no chance u beat me imma be real, but good stuff!

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@Skill__Hero @melabunni Congrats you two!!

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@SajaBoyMyles So you've been holding a grudge over that for all these years? Get over it

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@SajaBoyMyles Why?