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i swoop, i twirl, i twitter

[Animalitos en aprietos. @Animalesaprieto]

Para vencer al robot aspiradora hay que pensar como el robot aspiradora

[National Security Media 🇺🇦 @natsecmedia]

@az0zone There's another way...

https://t.co/OK8ORl3ZTz

[B9 @hackerb9]

@natsecmedia @az0zone I think this may be worthwhile because news reporters have talked about how this feels less like a court filing and more like a screenplay. One reporter said she enjoyed it like a whodunnit novel. Another said it has a narrative arc and is full of drama.

[B9 @hackerb9]

@natsecmedia @az0zone I'm asking because I'm wondering how much it would cost on Fivvr to hire a human to read this aloud as an audio book, with proper emphasis and distinct voices for the quoted words from the co-conspirators.

[B9 @hackerb9]

@natsecmedia @az0zone I mean the transcript the Text-to-Speech voice reads which omits the footnotes and page headers from Smith's PDF.

[B9 @hackerb9]

@natsecmedia @az0zone BTW: You probably know this, but the closed captioning on YouTube is autogenerated and not very good.

[National Security Media 🇺🇦 @natsecmedia]

OPENING: Government Motion for Immunity Determinations, UNREDACTED, Audio Presentation: Part One, Factual Proffer and Formation of the Conspiracies. Reading of Jack Smith Filing.
https://t.co/dih7WQ5d5X

[B9 @hackerb9]

@HepcatinExile @Jane07728206 @TheFinalBot1 @DrGJackBrown I agree, but does the blue check now mean "verified bot" or "certifiably nuts"?

[Beckett Mikel @beckettmikel]

As a great man once said, "That's me, that's right"

[B9 @hackerb9]

I wonder who mocked up that program. I was looking at a higher resolution screenshot and realized that the screen being shown is 280x192 which is nice attention to detail.

[Eric Leven @ericleven]

I like the way @airmovie shows the Apple ][ like it's the graphics workstation of its day:

[B9 @hackerb9]

@BMF_MONEY @DBrodyReports @rolandsmartin Yes, really. The whole "Life Begins at Conception" things is a relatively modern idea. Traditionally, Christians viewed "quickening" as the moment of ensoulment. Before quickening, a fetus was seen as part of the woman and not a "person".

[B9 @hackerb9]

@matraina40 @DBrodyReports True, but I don't think it is fair to call Trump a pedophile when that has never been proven.

[B9 @hackerb9]

@Highlanderwv1 @DBrodyReports Exodus, Chapter 21, Verse 22-23. Many interpret it to mean a fetus is not ensouled at conception. Now show me the line in the Constitution that says a religious matter, like ensoulment, is best left up to the government to decide and not the person to whom God granted freewill?

[B9 @hackerb9]

@AboutLaundry I know Twitter is dead so you probably won't see this, but there's no other contact info for you at https://t.co/EU2HNGHCol.

Those "local ordinances" do not apply in #right-to-dry states like Florida and California.

Happy #HangDryWeek! (Aug 19 to 25th, 2024).

[Matthew Callis @superfamicom]

Being into collecting myself, losing a collection that is sentimental is very emotionally rough, even if the context seems humorous.

[B9 @hackerb9]

@zachnfine But that would require knowing a heck of a lot more details about someone than just whether they enjoyed bitter foods.

[B9 @hackerb9]

@zachnfine The only way from from some common attribute (Likes Bitter) to an extremely rare one (Malevolent) would be Bayesian inference.