Rizz Khalifa

I have things to see and people to do

[LaGooch @g00chh0le]

I haven’t been this chopped since the last time I was unc

[PSF | Scratch @ScratchAE__]

My body is ready #PutTheJohnsonInMe

[⋆˙✦ Robby💫. ݁₊ @galaxylover06]

My roommate constantly complains that it's too cold so I made this image out of SO MUCH spite

[michael @worstmichael]

I know whatever grief and trouble I experience can easily be swept away by a single bacon egg and cheese breakfast sandwich

[LaGooch @g00chh0le]

The body keeps the score and unfortunately it’s Scoragomi™️

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

thinking about the vodka cran i was served on my flight home

[A salmon dinner @holzawn]

Seeing you tonight. It’s a bad idea right.

[Rizz Khalifa @hacobes]

Does this mean nothing to you?

[Winter 🏹 @winterduck04]

just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit

[Matt Kramer ⛰ @kramerposts]

if you aren’t sleeping with me then you’re sleeping against me

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i love when my friends come over because it means i can feed them cheese and crackers

[Rizz Khalifa @hacobes]

@g00chh0le Wait til you find out about Brockhampton

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

It's Not Clocking To You That I'm Standing On Business

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

this will change my life in a more significant way than almost anything else I can think of in the last several years and they just tweeted it out?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my big plans this summer are going to da movies, eating turkey sandwiches, & getting ice cream with my friends