van

Still waiting for the great Twitter love of my life...or Glucose Guardian. 🏒🦖

[van @hadavan_]

QOTD:

Those flags are so red they're on FIRE!

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

🧪🧑‍🔬🔬

[van @hadavan_]

I'm telling you, if @ovi8 doesn't retire, I am so suing his ass for the ridiculous up-charge I paid for my tickets to his "last game in DC!"

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

with all due respect

[van @hadavan_]

Taking my procrastination to even higher levels...

[van @hadavan_]

Came across this show over the weekend, SO GOOD! Kinda ended on a cliffhanger, but I'm not super pissed about it.

[van @hadavan_]

@anomicman 🤣

[ohnoletsgocrazy @ohnoletsgocrazy]

Return of the never give a fucker.

[van @hadavan_]

Still one of my faves!!

[van @hadavan_]

Not my 23y/o trying to tell me that I do NOT need glow in the dark nail polish...bitch, please!

[van @hadavan_]

23 made the "mistake" of asking if there were any St. Patrick's Day movies we could watch...

Three down, four to go!

[Kris 🌻💛 @MythicalCrystal]

Explaining the subtle hues of grey to a black and white thinker.

[van @hadavan_]

@MythicalCrystal I have to do this almost daily at work!

[van @hadavan_]

Clearly there's too much ridiculousness going on if I missed that there's STILL a partial government shut down...

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

wtf, i think my stomach is dialing aol

[van @hadavan_]

I definitely lost more than an hour on Sunday...

[van @hadavan_]

Current mindset...

[van @hadavan_]

Conversations with my step-mother always make me grateful I wasn't homeschooled.

Tonight, in an attempt to say intravenous, she said "inerous."

[van @hadavan_]

@FrankE_Said Will do!

[van @hadavan_]

All 20, guess I'm a super Marylander!!

[Baltimore Memes @BaltimoreMemes]

How many have you been to?

[van @hadavan_]

When the Hell did they stop putting baby wipes in plastic fucking containers?!? Sooooo annoying!

[CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy]

There are many different kinds of stupid.