Hayden Duncan🇺🇸

American. Campbell Alum². Backwoods Southern Lawyer. Seinfeld Enthusiast. Hayden.

[Fad Albert 🐠 @fad_albert]

God killed the dinosaurs because he knew the Grateful Dead would need the gasoline to hit 144 tour dates in 1970

[Sami Nathaniel @NathanielSami]

He was about to pop a vessel in his face.!!!

[Brian Hiatt @hiattb]

I’m sorry, this is sick

[Kyle Robisch @FloridaManEsq_]

"I'm thinking about applying to law school"

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

When you see the server emerge from the kitchen with a piping hot sizzling platter of combo fajitas for two.

[Hayden Duncan🇺🇸 @haddun21]

@AmirRafiqNFT Yes please! It’d be so appreciated. Happy New Years!

[Hayden Duncan🇺🇸 @haddun21]

@nonstabIe It’d be much appreciated after this terrible year. Happy New Year, man!

[Hayden Duncan🇺🇸 @haddun21]

@TrumpjrJohn Done! This would mean so much!

[Hayden Duncan🇺🇸 @haddun21]

Another backing track playing over @ColterWall’s performance at the #NashvilleBigBash #NewYearsEve party is peak mass-produced bro country. Can we make country music great again in 2025?

[Hayden Duncan🇺🇸 @haddun21]

@Damondyor Sure would @Damondyor. Would certainly help a first time home buyer accomplish that!

[Hayden Duncan🇺🇸 @haddun21]

No way to win over disaffected voters like calling them “dipshits.” I guess @JohnFetterman and other Congressional Dems aren’t really ready to talk about what happened on Tuesday night.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Pennsylvania is going to count every last vote.

That’s not controversial—that’s the law.

Also, Green dipshits’ votes helping elect the GOP.

[Hayden Duncan🇺🇸 @haddun21]

@Damondyor Me!

[Hayden Duncan🇺🇸 @haddun21]

With an official accounting of Pennsylvania voters, 45 becomes 47. Not since 1897 has this occurred in our nation’s history. While there is much to be said about this race and its implications, certainly our nation is watching history in the making. #Election2024

[Hayden Duncan🇺🇸 @haddun21]

“If we hold the House … America is going to see ability to govern. And if republicans take this moment in time to not play games & focus on the issues they can grow it the next time, otherwise it’s going to be very competitive in the next 2 years.” @SpeakerMcCarthy #Election2024

[Hayden Duncan🇺🇸 @haddun21]

@SolanaSupremo Done! #electionday2024

[Hayden Duncan🇺🇸 @haddun21]

@Noahhweb3 Lets make it happen, captain

[Hayden Duncan🇺🇸 @haddun21]

@Damondyor

[Hayden Duncan🇺🇸 @haddun21]

@RichDoesYT

[Edward @edwardrussl]

BREAKING: Kamala wins Ukraine 😂

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

Rural America may save America.