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[hadhuff @hadhuff]

You don’t even want to know the nutrition facts on a bottle of Boones Farm

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[evanthomas.nyc on bsky @EvanDerekThomas]

Get your fucking ass up and give ‘em the old razzle dazzle. It seems like no one wants to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle anymore.

[hadhuff @hadhuff]

My family didn’t like when I started talking about The Hills Have Eyes as we drove through the Arizona desert in the dark…..weird

[hadhuff @hadhuff]

Cleaning my house listening to the songs I used to ✨blackout✨ to on a regular basis….a true full circle moment

[hadhuff @hadhuff]

Ri and I eating two huge homemade kale salads for lunch instead of ordering takeout

[hadhuff @hadhuff]

My day today went like:

-How To Get Away With Murder
-Super Bowl halftime
-take down my Christmas tree
-How To Get Away With Murder

One of the most productive and entertaining days of the year I’d say

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

I don’t often get sick but when I do I instantly become a frail victorian child asking mother for permission to be carried into the garden to see the sun one last time before the consumption takes hold

[hadhuff @hadhuff]

Salsa verde doesn’t get the love and respect it deserves

[hadhuff @hadhuff]

“God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers” I think to myself as I enter Target on hour 13 of my hangover

[Ashlynne Gross @Ashlynne_Gross]

One minute you’re young and listening to Broccoli at a house party with a backpack full of booze, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum.

[hadhuff @hadhuff]

@kelsdiflan Two words: Menards rebate

[hadhuff @hadhuff]

I was in the snack aisle at Target & Benny and the Jets started playing….that’s the most peace I’ve felt in weeks

[hadhuff @hadhuff]

Gas pump: unable to read card, please prepay inside

Me: guess I don’t need gas anymore

[ESPN @espn]

Simone Biles cheered on her teammates after withdrawing from the Women’s Gymnastics Team Final ❤️

USA Gymnastics said Biles left because of a “medical issue.”

Ultimate teammate 👏

[hadhuff @hadhuff]

One time when I was blacked out I made a playlist titled “Full Volume Car Songs” and it’s the most chaotic playlist I’ve ever made….but also I wasn’t wrong?? Like they are all full volume car songs

[hadhuff @hadhuff]

It is illegal to drive by a lemonade stand and not stop to buy a glass