Hadley Apple

[Hadley Apple @hadley_apple]

In the song “Apologize” by One Republic lead vocalist Ryan Tedder sings “I loved you with a fire red, now it’s turning blue” to describe the dwindling love between two people. A confusing lyric bevause it’s a known fact that blue flames are hotter than red. In this essay I will

[Carleigh Woods @carls_suzanne97]

Raise your hand if you woke up this morning feeling personally victimized by @taylorswift13

I’ll go first: 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Mason Martin @masonmar10]

All I’m saying is that if you’re willing to post your significant other on the “man/woman worth posting” tag on Instagram, you should also add a voting option to see if the community agrees.
We still live in a democracy, people.

[Rae ❤️‍🔥 @feelsoswifty]

It’s about time Dr. Taylor Swift becomes a thing. I’ve been going to her for therapy for years.

[Luuh❅ @swiftcamzz]

do you ever go:
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢life 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

but then:
💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💗💓💞💓💗💞💓taylor swift💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💞💗💓💞💗💞💗💓💗💞💗💓💞💓💕💗💓💕💗💓💞

[MidnightMak @5280Swiftie]

Joe Alwyn isn’t woken up in the middle of the night by Taylor recording voice memos to hear that Taylor doesn’t write her own songs

[Mason Martin @masonmar10]

In the words of @hadley_apple “I’m the feminist I am today because of Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement.”
Also, mean girls and legally blonde are nothing if not feminism distilled into cinema.

[GL @gldivittorio]

Inside you there are two wolves

[Hadley Apple @hadley_apple]

I’ve reached a new phase in life where when I’m sad, I watch documentaries about gardens. I wish I knew what this meant for my future.

[puff @rishipuff]

i can't believe people keep telling me to read the matrix or whatever as if the princess bride (2001) isn't the greatest piece of american cinema on earth. i don't need a second movie we are not gonna be around much longer

[Hadley Apple @hadley_apple]

How am I supposed to be Loyal and True under these conditions?

[Zane Bearden @ZaneBearden]

Lord i see what you’ve done for Turnpike….can i ask one more favor?

[Mason Martin @masonmar10]

Nah, half of Oklahoma thinks this is funny. KD hurt us all.

[OSU Alumni Assoc. @OKStateAlumni]

ONE HUNDRED YARDS.

That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Hadley Apple @hadley_apple]

@katbtweetin You have to dump him. I don’t make the rules.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My parents really had me Listening to Goodbye Earl by the Dixie Chicks when I was a toddler and were surprised I grew up to be a feminist

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

paid time off for family and medical leave is important yes but what about paid time off to be a little silly . to goof around

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

If that young man has Taylor’s scarf he should return it.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

yeah so all too well ten minute version has me all but convinced I’ve never really been in love like THAT