Unfortunately I do think there's something so beautiful about people writing tens of thousands of fanfics about the same two characters falling in love again and again in every universe. unfortunately that does sincerely affect me
every boyfriend who ever wronged you is secretly gay, every bi man is a disgusting coercive predator, you'd rather your son be a criminal than be gay, but you're not homophobic.
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here.