Derek 🥽

[eliz @eliza___v]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Last 60 seconds before I clock out: 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

[Joe @electionsjoe]

You WHAT?

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Grady Sizemore

That guy rocked.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Our pale blue dot. The only planet we know of that’s rare and unique enough to house the most remarkable phenomenon in the universe: life. And we’re all too busy destroying our planet, destroying life and letting a handful of people control the global resources while we sit on our phones and doom scroll. Pretty sad when you think about it.

[bruna jurídico iCarly @firecosgrove]

um minuto de silêncio por todas as pessoas que não tiveram a experiência de crescer com isso...

[Mads @europemaxxed]

march 13th 2020: "we don't have to go to school"
march 13th 2026:

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.”

[John Wight @JohnWight1]

An image that should be engraved on every human heart and mind.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Aaron Craft

That guy rocked.

[J. Medi @MediJo20]

Back in middle school and high school, I would literally plan with my buddies to go to one of our houses and watch all of Saturday night together. It was genuinely a holiday to us and something that we would look forward to far in advance. Good memories, man.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

How do I even begin to explain what this show is about to people who don't watch it

[CerosTV @CerosTV]

People thinking there’s only two sides to everything has done horrific damage

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[Tyranny @MattTyranny]

Threatening a Wilt record in 2026 is generational stuff idec

[Fabipa @fabipa90]

“Este año por los feriados hay 12 findes largos”

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

As an American citizen it is intensely offensive to me that we would spend this kind of money on Greenland when we don’t have universal healthcare, mandatory maternity leave, good public schools or any sort of social services.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

The median age of U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years-old.