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wots for lunch

[Brendan Roose @BrendanRoose]

Sometimes I wonder why other people don’t watch hockey and then I’m forced to endure three hours of an ESPN hockey broadcast that ends with the most egregious missed call possible and I get it

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

Tonight's #LGRW game recap:

Streak stops at 7 as sloppy defense, execution, & goaltending from Detroit buried them tonight. Rough nights for Husso and Holl especially, but the whole team will need to use this as a wakeup call as the Red Wings head out on a tough road trip ahead.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i hope he cheats again

[Brindans Brün-Jöhan @McCartyDangles]

I cannot tweet this enough

[Natalie Sparbeck @NatSparbeck]

INJURED:
Aidan Hutchinson
Marcus Davenport
John Cominski
Kyle Peko
Alex Anzalone
Derick Barnes
Jalen Reeves-Maybin
Terrion Arnold
Ennis Rakestraw Jr.
Ifeatu Melifonwu

And NOW

Kalif Raymond
Taylor Decker
David Montgomery

Please have mercy on this football team. #OnePride

[Pride of Detroit @PrideOfDetroit]

For as bad as the offense was...

- Jared Goff was 6-of-8 for 79 yards and TD in the fourth quarter

- Jahmyr Gibbs had 89 yards in the second half alone

- Amon-Ra St. Brown had 4 catches for 38 yards and a TD in the 4th quarter

They clutched up.

[Samaria @samariajdavis_]

i hate when someone with adhd tell me “i’ll do it in a sec” like ho you’re lying. you’re not even gonna remember it in a sec.

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

i could never be hannah montana because i would take one hit of a joint at a party, turn to the person closest to me, and immediately go “i neeeeeeed to tell u something”

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

White ppl will open their relationship just to date another white person like damn poly really did want a cracker

[Non-practicing American 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @eilishparker78]

The female teacher who lost her life in the school shooting never had kids. They were her kids. It was her birthday so she baked a cake for them and ordered pizza to celebrate. And then was murdered.

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

beat teen pregnancy and with the current dating market it looks like i might beat adult pregnancy too

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

There really are no words. Our hearts go out to the entire Gaudreau family. Such unspeakable pain and heartbreak, I can't even begin to fathom. Father to two young kids, too...

The entire hockey community mourns this tragic loss.

[Bridge @hagrid945]

I would cut off like 8 inches of my hair tonight it I didn't decide to be Dog the Bounty Hunter for Halloween already....it would make Shan so mad.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

don’t forget the Paralympics are on!
let’s support & watch these incredible athletes 💙 GO USA!!!!

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

😂😂😂Look at the shoulder pads on the jacket tonight! Guy thinks he playing middle linebacker!😂😂😂

[Bridge @hagrid945]

Old people's ankles really do be spooky. 🫣

[Bridge @hagrid945]

"I don't make the rules, except I did make that rule."- Mrs. Scheffler