Josh Haddon

Stand-Up Comedian. Author. Motivational Speaker. Cancer Boy. Founder of tons of awesome enterprises. Book me for a chat:

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Look at your life. What is it you want to do more than anything? Do that. I promise that in the big picture it's best to self indulge.

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#CardsAgainstHumanity Loser Poem.
The snazzy KKK
Just two midgets shtting into a bucket.
Oh, Penis Envy.

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Great idea! #TomBrady and #MarkWalberg so should make out for #BellLetsTalk bang on @TheSocialCTV .

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Dad: What's for dinner? Mom: What did you do all day? Dad: Sat around, like you did. Only I got paid to sit around so get at er! Steak pls.

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Mom to Dad; 'Where's the floss hun?' Dad,winking with a smile that makes me want to vomit: 'You mean those panties from last night? Ow! Ow!'

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Mom and Dad are both on leave to be here for me while I die. They haven't spent this much time together in yrs. #TwitterGold coming soon.

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#AmySchumer is trending over our national mental health campaign., w/ a nudge I bet she could really help kick it off #BellLetsTalk #Canada

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@amyschumer Such a shame you even have to defend this BS. Thank you for bringing me joy during my struggle this last year. #HatersGonnaHate

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I got a fancy dancy new #hospital bed at home now. My room looks like the final scene of #MatchStickMen where they pull the super con.

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@gorebashd Still kicking. Not dead yet.

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Break out king.

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My little #Sisters came to visit me in #hospital. 20 mins in and they stole my bed & computer. Nice they care so much about their big bro.

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In !hospital for last few days. The floors here specifically reserved for us dying #cancer patients are gorgeous compared to last stay.

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Nojoke, this episode of Judge Judy is actually 'sponsored' by 'The Victims of Mesothelioma #Cancer Caused by Asbestos.' Actually. For real.

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Someone sent me an anonymous present today. So cool~! #ThankYou #Universe

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@matt_tips Hey bud. Just trying to keep it together. Doing radiation and working the MIND OVER MATTER approach to life. You?

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You're a white comic, you have a joke with an ethnic accent, do the joke without the accent. If it bombs, cut the joke. #tipsfrombed #comedy

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#radiation is a pile of shit. I just spent since 8AM choosing whether to shit or vomit or cry. I chose right as I am accident free at 3PM

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Want to feel sorry for #BrettFavre ? Watch this monkey on his infomercials all day on #AMC #sad #poorguy

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@AMC_TV - turning off your channel which would have been on for the entire marathon if I see another sad commercial. #Depressing #Sad