han

bipedal ape ~ she/her ~ museum studies BU ‘24

[sophia of hangover @aethelfleds]

The ensuing high from this must have been so great that he probably had to confess afterwards

[grovy @grovymango]

I love Costco . The Costco sampler staff are allowed to touch me

[river moon @kissmeriver]

i’m SCREAMINGGGGGG

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[dingus @wawley_]

@raedaisies they fucking suck 🥹

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"Are you wearing th—"

"The Tecovas x Chili’s cowboy boots made from Chili’s booth leather? Yeah, I am."

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

@PopBase we've seen this before...

[BUCKstopher Jones 🫡 @chrisfrostwho]

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re Shaggy when he drank the potion and magically transitioned in Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed?

[pussy STILL facing the world @moodybitchtm]

She should get to kill him

[Remy Boydell @slimgiltsoul]

my friend is having some kind of squidward Related midlife crisis

[thorny (ithinkiplaygames.bsky.social) @thinkiamsad]

look, i'm as staunch of an atheist as they come, but this guy is REALLY not beating the Antichrist allegations

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The teaser trailer for ‘NOSFERATU’ has been released.

In theaters this Christmas.

[Chelsea Daley @chelsea_daley]

“You made that on canva?!”
Pls give me an iced coffee and two solid hours and I could make the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on canva

[mac @batsdune]

may thy 9th chip and shatter

[francis @gorgeousbrains]

just found out my job doesn’t recognize easter sunday as a holiday, therefore no holiday pay…

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

annual reminder

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

Connections having "vampire" and "baseball" in the same quiz

[༝ 𝕫𝕒𝕞 ༝ @samaoxcx]

is it too early to plan for halloween

[art @_artsartsarts]

YOU SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

Y'all were calling Punxsutawney Phil a fraud. A system groundhog. Now look at yourselves. I hope the apologies are as loud as the disrespect was.