清少納言 (Sei Shōnagon)

Fly on the wall - If it happened in the palace, believe I saw it, and if not, I'll hear eventually - Be still 🍃 - The ups and downs of palace life 👀💅🏼

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Pringles is offering one person 200 years of free crisps if they agree to have their ashes buried in a can-shaped urn

The winner will receive a custom urn, with the prize to be passed down after their death

[Niggaless Cage @afriasian]

That “go” was aggressive as hell he really don’t play bout this shit

[🎮𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙮𝙖🎮 @KaiKai2492]

Genuinely so happy about this and I hope every single Sony game from here onward is pirateable day 1 LMAOO

[໊ @QUEENP0P]

tbh

[sam @sam_kritch]

I'm quite into this. This seems to be an exam about your ability to distinguish reality from social constructs, to characterize both clearly, and to place them in right relation to each other.

This is ~ the final boss of all learning, and most people are awful at it.

[Frankie (iSoaring)- Drolta's 🪑 @frankie_lake]

Honestly

[kenjamin @kenthekenku]

I’ve figured out the best way to get the grown men I work with to send me the information I need in a timely fashion is to label them with one of two badges. I’m not even kidding at the noticeable jump in productivity and communication, it’s wild

[iris @dawonsvdka]

she really used to be god

[LNA 🧸 @ningvcci]

I love my french Gen Z 😭😭😭😭

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

If you like Pokémon, perhaps I can introduce you to another turn-based RPG with switching out, deep stat analysis, field conditions, and a whole host of oddly named and shaped little guys to choose as your comfort character. That's right, it's Baseball.

[zan 💥 @zanzimez]

i want to sign up for a gym class or pilates or something but everything is called shit like Hot Yoga Instant Death and The Devil’s Ultimate Glute Annihilation like pls where are the super weenie hut jr classes

[GARLOTIC @garlotic]

El CEO de Adobe viendo como un desarrollador recrea Photoshop en 11 MB, gratis, open source y no puede hacer nada al respecto ya que no hizo nada ilegal

[lost in latency @lostnlatency]

games in 2000 thought the future was a sunny day with nowhere to be

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the end of this aesthetic in broader culture and media correlates with the collapse of optimism of the future

[🍑 @venusiiaa]

I’m reading this tiktok comment section about what people have done in OCD therapy and I may have found my new occupation

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

my ocd therapist in high school tortured me in very specific ways for a year straight and i owe him my life for it no joke

[julia 🎃 ieroween @xxnrealized]

This was the first Chappell Roan content I ever saw and I think about "then I heard water in my neck" pretty often. HORRIFYING great storytelling thank you