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resistance is useless!

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used to have some variation of these as a kid, but i rlly need them now more than ever

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i put all my eggs in lots of baskets

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i like when i order 2 sushi rolls and they give me 2 sets of chopsticks so i can eat w both hands

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me bringing home souvenirs for my friends

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@funguspungus

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hello

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this is so dystopic to me, “millions of people died, but wow look at how the pandemic nursed our capitalist tendencies!!”

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sunday feeling

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@RipeFart it seems that this experience is not as collective as i initially thought

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have u ever eaten hamburger helper, or any variation thereof

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wtf was up w that coin shortage, the coins just get up and leave?

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some ppl are built like pixar moms but i’m built like this guy

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“thE bAy AreA haS sUch nIcE WeaTHER” sf has nice weather. its 105 in san jose and only a fraction of the houses have AC. i grabbed a bowl from my cabinet and it felt like it had spent 30s in the microwave.

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posted a picture at a bar on my story and my grandma slid up w this

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the earth is very big but the world is very small

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no i don’t have covid i’m just choking on my own spit

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happy 4th of july or whatever, but why the fuck did i have to say the pledge of allegiance every day for like 12 years in a country that is devoid of both liberty and justice

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@funguspungus this is not body positivity

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ik it’s a particularly hot day in the midwest when my entire venmo feed is filled w ppl paying each other for ice cream

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favorite spicy foods: takis, arugula, sprite