Hailey Admire

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

Cinco de Mayo is approaching and I just wanted to bring up that time @JoseCuervo came to Mexico, Mo and it was a total disaster because every person in town was there and blacked out by 6pm. #neverforget

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

@urbeardtho You need a condiment. Drop the bacon dont @ me.

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

MISSING: 33-y.o. Nicole Nelson. She's 5'7, 200 lbs. Last seen near 62nd & College Ave. at 10:30 a.m. March 26 wearing green puffy jacket, pink silk shirt & black floral skirt. She has traumatic brain injury & functionality of a 13-year-old. Call 911 if you see her.

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

@1stladycauthorn @AndrewCauthorn I’m so happy for JR!

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

No one deserves to be spoken to in the tone I speak to Alexa

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Two groups of penguins pass each other, stopping briefly to exchange information.

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

@urbeardtho The lead singer of red jumpsuit apparatus.

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

@urbeardtho I hate turkey and one year my family decided not to make ham for thanksgiving for the first time in 23 years and I’ve never gone to that thanksgiving again.

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

Never loved anything more than this. Also, I’ve never thought we didn’t land on the moon but this makes me think no fucking way and I don’t know why!

[TJ Cooney 🚀 @TJ_Cooney]

Sorry but watching astronauts sped up on the moon will never get old

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

@urbeardtho As Jordan would say, this slaps.

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

@1stladycauthorn Erika gets bill collector calls and casting call texts for commercials multiple times a week.

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

Out here trying to save the environment the last two years by using clean shampoo only to realize my hair was gross and chemical shampoo is where it is at. Sorry Mother Earth. My hair feels much better.

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

@KCMO311 there is a manhole on ward parkway north bound just before 74th that is sinking.

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

@311 @kcpolice he light at Bellview and Westport Road is out and it’s creating a dangerous situation

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

@urbeardtho *Just overrated*

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

@Are_You_Randy @BuschBeer @KennyWalker23 They aren’t going to give you free beer. Move on. 😂

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

Feeling really roasted by the salon industry the last couple of days. 😂

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

One time my mom and I went to see Mission Impossible 4 but until it started we didn’t realize we had never seen 3 and we would randomly start laughing through the whole movie because nothing made sense to us.

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

I know I’m old because I was like “Fuck these fireworks are too loud. I’m not enjoying this at all.”

[Hailey Admire @haileyadmire]

@imRHOMBERGundY ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS??