hailey burns

[Jen 🫶🏾 @FaveEngineerJen]

Due to Corona, we officially have three days of the week

1. Yesterday
2. Today
3. Tomorrow

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

there’s only so many naps I can take

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

being in love would be cool but I also am very busy and have hobbies so it’s like really do I have the time? I simply think I do not

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

my new years resolution is to continue being a cutie fuckin patootie

[kelly @kelllicopter]

man fuck being “cool” and “chill” i don’t wanna be “cool” and “chill” i’m a girl not some fuckin jell-o shots you just made

[Brooke Bush @bush_brooke]

when bae falls asleep and you’re bored

[James @CaucasianJames]

just another day being an absolute sweetie pie

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Today is a new day. Look back, but don’t stare.

[𝔐 @vsmarzz]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I’m dating for free meals because I can’t afford food, Emily

[َ @tyresexm]

do u ever hear someone say something smart in class and wonder what it’s like to have brain cells that actually fucking do their job

[rosalie ogletree🦋 @rosalieogletree]

carrie underwood didn't raise us to forgive boys when they cheat

[Cheyenne @notreallychey]

I’m at the age where checking Gmail is part of my social media routine.

[James @CaucasianJames]

on my cutie patootie shit what’s new