hailey D

life's tough babe, wear a helmet.

[hailey D @haileyd13]

hey @TimHortons bring back the powdered donuts

[hailey D @haileyd13]

Please deliver me mozza sticks

[hailey D @haileyd13]

trying to open a wine bottle or starting a lawn mower dry?! #dislocatedshoulder

[hailey D @haileyd13]

I currently have a small container of my own pee in my backpack #healthstudentproblems #lunchbox

[hailey D @haileyd13]

if someone mugged me right now the only thing I'd be worried about is my Vanilla Coke #priorities

[hailey D @haileyd13]

while you're hugging a toilet bowl I'm hugging a tree #winning 🌲😍

[hailey D @haileyd13]

come over bring chips

[hailey D @haileyd13]

might not have made it to work but I woke up with a grilled cheese in my pocket and $10 bill in my bra #winning

[hailey D @haileyd13]

if you don't wanna be friends anymore help yourself to my bag of chips I guarantee I'll never say another fucking word to you

[hailey D @haileyd13]

that's a fine lookin' high horse

[hailey D @haileyd13]

God bless the old man that just sweetly told the guy next to me to "chew with his fucking mouth closed like his momma taught him"

[hailey D @haileyd13]

why doesn't anyone love me enough to get me bacon wrapped pizza? 😩#girlshaveneeds #goyah

[hailey D @haileyd13]

our love was made for movie screens

[hailey D @haileyd13]

I knock her lights out and she still shine

[hailey D @haileyd13]

the only silver lining of a 90% workload increase is the beauty of moving desks so I don't have to listen to this guys fucking chewing

[hailey D @haileyd13]

your heart sweats, your teeth grind.. one more kiss & you'll be mine

[hailey D @haileyd13]

pros of dating me: I'll eat all the pizza so you don't get fat #goyah

[hailey D @haileyd13]

love yourself as much as you want someone else too

[hailey D @haileyd13]

never gonna lie cause your lovin' gets me high

[hailey D @haileyd13]

stop feeling, start freakin'