Hailey

Little bit country & a little bit rock n roll. Future CRNA. Dog mom. Stuck in the 70s. @tnewell30 is the hubs

[Hailey @haileykcarman]

Currently sitting at an outdoor bar in Miami. Tyler gets up to go to the bar. Me: “Don’t leave me!” Tyler: “Honey, no one wants to kidnap you”

[Hailey @haileykcarman]

@bar_built Used to be such a fan, but while my husband was eating his Built Bar he bit into a piece of METAL???

[TMILL @Dammit_Miller]

Nicest thing anyone has ever said 😢

[Hailey @haileykcarman]

I dont ever use Twitter anymore & almost deleted it but I’m going to keep it STRICTLY bc of @Dammit_Miller’s upper brain-level tweets

[Jordan @jyenka]

Me talking to @haileykcarman s family a couple months back

[Hailey @haileykcarman]

@pwatson03 @jyenka Big oof

[Hailey @haileykcarman]

@jyenka Hahahahaha you ain’t wrong 😂😂😂

[Hailey @haileykcarman]

@LehmanLizzie Omg I was just telling someone this right around the time you tweeted it lol

[Mark @MG92__2]

It's amazing how Americans are different kind of stupid.

[Mike Honcho @fankell101]

2020 must not have come back and carried madam zeroni down the hill

[Hailey @haileykcarman]

@pwatson03 @TNewell30 😘❤️

[YUNGSCUFFONLINE @yungscuffonline]

no one:

my belt in 2009:

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[Hailey @haileykcarman]

@KateDanford @hilldanf You have my vote!!!!

[Classic Rock In Pics @crockpics]

Eagles released Hotel California, December 8, 1976.

[Lucas Licata @lucash_licata]

Everyone is debating on whether baby groot or baby’s yoda is cuter but I think you’re forgetting someone

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

"Pam, sorry, are you free for dinner tonight?"

"Yes."

"Alright, then it's a date."

[Hailey @haileykcarman]

Sweet, sweet koalas 😭

[9News Adelaide @9NewsAdel]

RIP LEWIS. We regret to inform you that Lewis, the koala that captured everybody's heart during the #NSWbushfire crisis has passed away.

Unfortunately Lewis was unable to overcome his injuries, and was humanely put to sleep at the Koala Hospital in Port Macquarie. #9News

[Hailey @haileykcarman]

A patient was hateful to me all day & ended with “you’re just a piece of shit, wannabe smartass, rattlesnake of a nurse” And Tbh, that was the best yet 😂🔥

[Hailey @haileykcarman]

@fankell101 @Matt_Chalfant 😂😂😂😂😂