Jordan

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politics, satire, memes

[Jordan @jyenka]

Imagine Sebastian Bach debuting his new single at a ballroom party and you're just dancing your lil fuckin powdered wig off

[Tony Castricone @Castricone]

A 2-star QB scrambling for potentially the national-championship-winning touchdown on 4th down in his hometown against his hometown team after winning the Heisman for the most losing program of all time while his mother with MS screams for joy from her seat is possibly the limit of how good sports can get

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Remove this overtly racist incurably narcissistic jackass from office asap

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Every couple generations we remove a load bearing rule because the problem no longer exists and find out why the rule existed.

[Jordan @jyenka]

Lmaooooo fuck Cinci

J-Ram for President

#Steelers #Bengals

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

Never forget that Republicans are keeping the government shut down because:

1) they don't want Americans to have healthcare
2) they don't care if Americans starve
3) they don't want to release the Epstein files

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

instead of introducing 50 year mortgages, how about we just build more housing in the places people want to live — and find ways to make that housing more affordable, such as, and for example, not deport people who build our housing or impose tariffs on building materials.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

-1,000 FLIGHTS CANCELLED
-FOOD LINES THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY
-FOOD PRICES UP
-ICE ARMY RAGING IN THE STREETS
-CONGRESS SHUT DOWN
-AMERICAN FARMERS BANKRUPT
-WHITE HOUSE PARTIALLY DEMOLISHED
-TRUMP MAKING BILLIONS ON CRYPTO

WAY TO GO #MAGA !
THIS IS THE INSANITY YOU VOTED FOR!!

[Jordan @jyenka]

@JDVance Boss boss, why dont u release the epstein files?

[Jordan @jyenka]

@BootleggedChad @Aetna #FreeLuigi

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

“If you let us take away your healthcare, we’ll let you eat.”

- the Republican Party in 2025

[manny @mannyfidel]

while Cuomo's team was obliterating a square mile of the Amazon rainforest to produce this cringe AI slop fest, here's what Zohran was actually up to

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

With your help, @ZohranKMamdani, who began his mayoral campaign at one percent in the polls, may pull off one of the great political upsets in modern American history.

Don’t ruminate. Don’t hesitate. Don’t procrastinate.

Get out and vote.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

"The average American taxpayer spends $36 per year to support the SNAP program. The average American taxpayer spends $670 per year on corporate subsidies."

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

[Ravi Mangla @ravi_mangla]

The Zohran scandals are really piling up. First he takes his wife to dinner. Now he's calling a family elder "auntie"... monstrous

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

Honestly the fact that yall don’t get this Auntie/Cousin thing just tells me that you guys are super elite non-regular family having people. This is truly insanely ridiculous.

[Jordan @jyenka]

@elonmusk What a dumb fuck you are. Eat shit