hails

this is me now

[hails @haileyklop]

@jmobandz

[hails @haileyklop]

french kiwi juice typa sunday

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sandwich stacker

[hails @haileyklop]

lilo and stitch computer game sandwich

[Taylor DesOrmeau @TDesOrmeau]

No matter what happens the rest of the Lions game, the most impressive thing I’ll see today might be this sandwich

[Rap Game Wally Szczerbiak @d_durrin]

hailey’s verbal reaction to any given life circumstance exists on a binary scale of “yay” to “oh no”

[hails @haileyklop]

@Odey33 I SO AGREE

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the fact we have AI technology but excel still crashes every time i refresh a page

[hails @haileyklop]

it was harry houdini

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who’s that one famous magician

[hails @haileyklop]

@badsquirreltt circle tables are elite

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

i keep rereading this sentence just to make sure i’m not losing my fucking mind

[hails @haileyklop]

@jabrilrice i need to see

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@badsquirreltt me too

[hails @haileyklop]

@badsquirreltt @d_durrin ILLEGAL BAGGAGE

[hails @haileyklop]

i’m gonna start tweeting more

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my bf at coachella:

[hails @haileyklop]

@d_durrin 🥵🥵

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

imagine buying a gift for someone who researches pants every time they want to buy a pair of pants. brutal.