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Your friendly neighborhood trash goblin

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@UpsetTriscuit It’s called la croix you peasant

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@rae_colleen @united United even says in the fine print rn that flights for all of March are changeable... that’s such bullshit :/

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You either die the hero or live to see yourself become the villain.

In other news I made a tik tok

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My favorite part of being home for the holidays is that all my childhood crushes can swipe left on me on Tinder

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This aged well

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

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My mom to my dad, about to play Risk: and don’t fucking cry again tonight

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@MichaelODME and I were talking about our garbage love lives and he goes “next time you feel lonely or sad just text me and I’ll come hug you and bring you chocolate”

BOYS TAKE NOTES 👏🏻 this 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 how 👏🏻 it’s 👏🏻 done

[imdatfeminist 🐆 @imdatfeminist]

If you catch yourself BEGGING someone for.....human decency? a response? time together? clarity? respect? some compassion? some kindness?

You need to take a step back and realize that you're begging someone for the bare minimum. That's ridiculous and beneath you. Fuck that.

[H @haileyrows]

This guy I haven’t talked to in years added me to a private snapchat story called ASStonishing and sure enough it’s just

pictures of his ass

i did not want this

[jadene @jaykayellem]

is it so much for a girl to want to snuggle up with a guy on a couch with a cup of hot chocolate and cinnamon cookies in the middle of winter and watch a documentary about how people kill people

[H @haileyrows]

@brainwxrms Broke bitches unite

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I just told my grandma I’m legally blind and she goes “it’s okay I’m legally stupid”

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If we call them the Mario brothers that means their full names are Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

this is just an lsat logic game

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

I’m sick of coffee I want whatever theater kids consumed that made them act like that at 8am

[REO Speedrun @alex4pt]

he whomsoever that canst draw the motorola from this carriageway shall be kinge of all post brexit englandde

[Matt Maeson @MattMaeson]

Happy Halloween babies. This is my costume this year. I call it “sad”. Have a great night and remember, if you find out your friend likes tootsie rolls they’re not really your friend.