Haillller

Running away from everything is a habit

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@PPathole Dumb and Dumber is a great movie tho

[Pranay Pathole @PPathole]

@elonmusk Carl Sagan knew it all along ...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Use Signal

[Jaguar Right Paw @EDIBLU]

Is the "rich auntie" really rich, or does she just not have kids?

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Made it to another year with no kids

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

All of a sudden, Mitch McConnell is "worried" about giving a $2,000 check to someone who "doesn't need it."

That's funny. He had no problem giving a $560 million tax break to Sheldon Adelson who is worth $34.3 billion. Total hypocrisy! Let the Senate vote on $2,000 now, Mitch!

[trævis @RawsonTW]

My new favorite hobby is reading tweets from people opposing the $2,000 stimulus checks and then googling their houses. It never fails.

[🌱renn🌱 @gardens_of_gaia]

hot girls stayed in last night

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

me: do you want anything from BK?

her: no thanks I’m not hungry

ⓘ  𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I’ll write I’ll write I’ll write.

[Haillller @haillller]

Stop taking it personally when I say I don’t want to hangout.

It ain’t you dog

I don’t wanna hangout with anyone right now lmao

[Haillller @haillller]

It's 7:44 am and the first thing my brain is thinking rn is the bone dance song by Hannah Montana and I have no idea where that came from

[Haillller @haillller]

I've always wondered who won those 10,000 room makeup sweepstakes on the back of cereal boxes bc shit it wasn't me

[Haillller @haillller]

I hope I live to see the day when men's middle parted bowl cuts come back bc hunny

[Haillller @haillller]

I'm super into the fact that I'm an eternal wave of energy collected into a flesh puddle for the entertainment of god lol

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

National Science Foundation, u should add a W to ur name. Would get way more clicks. Ur welcome.

[Haillller @haillller]

@grace_sq

[Haillller @haillller]

When u decide to get lip injections and adopt a fairy

[Haillller @haillller]

How can you NOT be taken aback when it has the power to manipulate a compass.... #CosmicTuesday @emerysmith33 🤪👽