The🛸Rune von Jakobsen

3rd Culture Alien. 3-Sigma+ Intelligence in EU/DK. Counterpsychiatrist with 20+ years experience cultivating cognitive & organizational pathology.

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

You lack insight into your patholo🫷🏻NO!

I actually spent 15 years in consideration of it.

Now fuck off.

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

The Euphemism Machine is unable to produce any further 𝓰𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓽 without a steady influx of vajayjay. Please refill now.

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

There was an angry wasp in the toilet this morning so I did the natural thing and smoked it out of my territory.

I also tried employing the same tactic to the shit smudged around the rim and floor, but I guess my herb just isn't strong enough for that level of Disneymagick.

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

Slowly becoming an expert on pædophilia via my YouTube education…

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

You've never seen a human being bend in ways like a fat man with an itchy butthole

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

@wisdomXplorer Sure as long as everyone around me isn't massively invested in cultivating a false narrative out of my identity in some kind of conspiracy of idiocy and malice, what could possibly go wrong?!

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

Cannot be unheard: Morty without Rick sounds like he's secretly a Beastie Boy.

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

@DoctorPerin I'm afraid I have no interest, for I must go spread my seed now.

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

The existence of a truthreaching story does not depend on reaching the truth, but the premise of the truth is critical foundation.

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

Freud, Jung, and Khan. Almost like Right, Left, and Libertarian except in psychology!

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

@AltenburgBert @skdh Maybe if we dig deep into the global economy we can fetch like a small sample to do science upon?

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

@skdh Putin thinks there's more underneath the bottom of the stashbox like a positivity-inclined cokehead with access to the dinosaur button

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

Watching what's left of humanity scramble for the bottom of the stashbox like we're a buncha cokeheads with intercontinental ballistic missiles

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

Due to my history under torture and enslavement, my penis cowers when I tell the truth. This is quite unlike Pinocchio. It must be some kind of "spectrum"?

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

Imagine a Roomba, super smart, right up until the point where it encounters a wet turd on the floor. Just imagine. Okay now extrapolate to the future. You're welcome.

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

@skdh Autism is underdeveloped lunacy. Please follow the crowd onto the clue-train stopping at clusters A, B, and C. All aboard!

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

@pingu4ll It's like the credits are already running and now we just get little clips of the aftermath while the exit music plays

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

My personal YouTube feed lately:

Man makes cozy underground shelter
Criminals try'na get away with shit
Afterschool Special Philosophy Lectures
How to bake bread as always
Food that's illegal in my location
Lego animations

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

I call it The Diva

[The🛸Rune von Jakobsen @hailrune]

When you have the luxury of an airfryer, you can homestyle even the ghettoest of meals.