Standard

[Standard @hailstandard]

When artists sing for their mothers >>
Olamide - Mama mi
WizKid - Mummy mi
Lil Kesh - Ishe

[Standard @hailstandard]

I love my mum. My mum is the best. No one is ever taking her place. Mummy's boy for life. Go cry about it

[Celia Farms 🧑‍🌾 @_StudioCelia]

@khanofkhans11_ Either ways, his poverty has ended.

[Standard @hailstandard]

Prison has to be so fkn depressing bro. Most especially solitary confinement

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

@g4na_xo fr they will think every tweet is about them

[Standard @hailstandard]

Ronaldo 🐐

[tammy† @tammyfrmdao]

for fela mind now he go think say he witness bad government.

[𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕒. ‎ᥫ᭡ @foreverdeb_]

They really took road trips away from us in Nigeria, as a child i enjoyed road trips to the east, they were fun and i looked forward to it and this government stole that from us.

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

I like women who like me, want to be with me, call me, text me, and take me out. All that nonchalant, broke, wicked, and ‘main character’ aesthetic doesn’t move me.

[Standard @hailstandard]

I don't know what to do

[Standard @hailstandard]

I feel like olamide's Science student was way ahead of it's time

[Faka001🦅 @Fakaofwest1]

This guy chop pass 60% of Nigerians but una go dey call am “sapa niche” because he no chop am for fancy restaurant 😂😂

Before I brush teeth this werey go don post breakfast 😭

[T.A.C! @OderaTAC]

I go piss for Cinema rest room, staff wey Dey inside there say make I show love. Okay open your hand make I piss inside, nonsense

[1747 ☦️✝️ @hasusng]

@Dndcench Wetin be consumption tax???
I no understand that one

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i need life-changing updates mehn, i can’t continue like this

[HORNCLAW @Hornclaw10]

@PenTitan You can't go back and recreate old memories, but you can build a life now that is so solid that you'll never have to worry about the record again.

Start documenting the win today.🔥🤝

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

As a person who wants to go far in life, learn not to talk too much.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I hate how much of life revolves around money. Earning it, spending it, saving it, worrying about it……it’s exhausting.

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

If you nonchalant pass this woman, your life don actually spoil beyond repair 😂😂😭

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

e get stage wey man go reach, nothing go dey sweet am again except money.