hails 🤩

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@hulu whose decision was it to air new episodes of @tellmelieshulu at 11pm???

I’m getting my spoilers before I can even get off work to watch it.

Hate hate loathe entirely

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@McDonalds I hope 2026 is the year you bring back the BBQ RANCH BURGER

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@pizzahut I can’t believe yall downsized the marinara cups.
It’s sooooo greedy

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Claim it.

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I hope @Spotify does better on Wrapped this year 🫠

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@redbull you’ve taken the yellow red bull out of most gas stations.
Please put them back before I freak out

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me :

[cat ♡ @catssillyworld]

WHY DID SHE DELETE THIS?! she is spitting facts

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

don’t trust a woman 2 run the country but need ya gf to do all ya job applications

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

For some reason, I have been thinking about this moment a lot today.

It's from John McCain in 2008 at a town hall.

The woman begins to espouse conspiracy theories about Barack Obama's nationality.

He immediately shuts it down.

"No ma'am. He's a decent family man."

[claudiiii @Claudddmami]

Yikes

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@dominos I’m begging you to change your bacon.
Every time I order it, I just get mounds of fat
Please 🫶🏻

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@tacobell the dragon fruit freeze tastes like cough syrup, bring back the blue raspberry

[Jenni @hashjenni]

planning dates instead of asking me where to go